"Viggen" (viggen37)
09/30/2014 at 13:26 • Filed to: None
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"Viggen" (viggen37)
09/30/2014 at 13:26 • Filed to: None | 5
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The Horizon Festival took to the Mediterranean coast this year. The biennial car and music festival has been a huge hit with the kids, teenagers, and car enthusiasts from all reaches of the world.
However, there has been criticism of the event from local residents, despite the boost to the local economy. Reports of street racing, vandalism, and destruction of property have been noted. Vineyard proprietor, and noted Peugeot owner Marcel Cul had this to say about the event, "It is despicable! My family has run this vineyard with no problem for years! Only the Germans stopped us! But yesterday, some bastard in his Audi came crashing into my fields and destroyed hundreds of vines! These malcontent youths are ravaging the beautiful French countryside!"
To get the opinions of the festival's drivers, we asked one man from Liverpool, who came across the Channel with his BMW Z4 what he thought. "Well, yesterday I was at a restaurant with me mates, and some arse walks up asking if I could stop revving my car in his car park. So I asked, 'U wot m8?'" and did a burnout on me ways out."
Tune in for more news tomorrow on the 11:00 news at 12:00.
CAR_IS_MI
> Viggen
09/30/2014 at 13:40 |
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Kids these days... (dammit why is today not tomorrow so I can have an Xbone and play!!?!?!??!?!!?!?!
ACESandEIGHTS
> Viggen
09/30/2014 at 13:47 |
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FRENCH/ ITALIAN RIVIERA, Sept. 30
Zut Alors! The streets of Marseilles are littered with discarded Vespas, baguettes, half-drank bottles of Burgundy and mime costumes as the south of France seems to have been hastily abandoned ahead of the Horizon Festival. What manner devilry could have struck such terror into the hearts of Pierre and Marie?
Oh.