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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/29/2014 at 21:17 • Filed to: rant

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So, I'm in my last semester of school, I just got home from a 13 hour day of work and school. I get home and see a rather stuffed envelope addressed to me from NKU. I opened it up and read the letter inside. It said something along the lines of,

"Dear Arch Duke Maxyenko,

You're on you last semester and nearly graduating, we at NKU blah blah blah bullshity bullshit. Therefore you should help out your fellow students by giving us a gift of money."

Wait, what the fuck is this fucking shit? Me give you fuckers more of my fucking money? Get the fuck out of here, you rat-fucking bastards. You fucking pieces of shit still owe me a few thousand dollars from when you over charged me tuition and now you have the fucking balls to ask me to willingly hand over more? Eat a fucking bag of dicks! You cheese eating pricks already nickel and dime me and other students out of our assholes and then you say, "Hey, you know what would be nice? If you gave us more money!" I have a better idea, it's called, "Just give me my piece of paper so that I can get the fuck out and never come back."

Here, a rallycar for your time.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:21

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Be prepared to receive those for the rest of your fucking life. You may move, but they will find you.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/29/2014 at 21:23

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Fortunately my last school stopped

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:25

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Is that an AMC Pacer rally car? Who in their right mind...

vorspringing > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:27

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Hell, I get begging letters from schools I never went to - I contributed to an honorarium thing for a family friend that was organized through South Dakota State, and now they send me the "please donate" letters every year too. It never ends.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:32

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It only gets worse after school... fuckin ball shitness :'(

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:48

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I got one from a school I went to for one semester my freshman year.

I'm like, you guys do know that I'm 20 years old and still in school (one that's not yours), right?

Spaceball-Two > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:51

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Once a quarter I get one of these. I've been graduated 20+ years.

Kailand09 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 21:57

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Yeah, I just graduated and I'm getting that bull shit. I still have loans ass holes.

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 22:09

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One of the schools I went to gave you a dollar at graduation that they collected as you walked across the stage to foster the idea of donating. They too can eat a bag of dicks. It's like they're unaware of the whole crushing student loan concept.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 22:09

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Gotta love how college costs thousands and thousands of over priced dollars and then they still ask for charity donations.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2014 at 23:43

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Thats a Rally "pace car". If rallys had pace cars, the pacer would be the ultimate pace car

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2014 at 02:40

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I've got a charity who continually try to hit me up for more donations even though I give them 5% of my income per year.

It turns out they hired a 3rd party to try and get more donations, they took it upon themselves to hawk for more money from the contributors and take a sizable percentage of the donation for themselves.

Suffice it to say I called the charity themselves and said I wouldn't be renewing my contribution until I was able to prevent that percentage from going to the agency. The only way is to do a lump donation every year, which I can claim a higher percentage as a tax deduction so it's worked out a little better in the end.

the cunts still call me though.

Leon711 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2014 at 10:08

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Mine was the other way round, at the end of every year you get £500 cold hard cash for passing.