Dear Sir in my Auto Tech class

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 09/29/2014 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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No, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but your naturally aspirated '96 Bonneville SE does not hit 60 in 6 seconds.

It didn't new, and in the condition it's in right now, it sure as hell isn't.

That being said, you could still smoke me in a drag race.

505Turbeaux > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:33

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I am guessing this isnt in play

Cherry_man1 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:33

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Someone actually believes this? Really? Oh man intro them to me when I'm home and I'll show them speed.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > 505Turbeaux 09/29/2014 at 11:34

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Not at all.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Cherry_man1 09/29/2014 at 11:34

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They actually think this. And everyone else in the class seems to believe him.

I physically twitch every time he says it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:35

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your naturally aspirated '96 Bonneville SE does not hit 60 in 6 seconds.

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Logansteno: Bought a VW? > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/29/2014 at 11:36

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Want .

crowmolly > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:37

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1997 GP GTP does 6.6. This is a lesser performance car in every way.

carcrasher88 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:38

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Not even the later versions of the SSEi in this generation were that quick.

In fact, the quickest Bonneville (at least of the modern ones) to 60 was the final generation GXP, and that still took 6.8 seconds.

Cherry_man1 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:39

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If you can pull up the specs for the car and prove it to him.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:39

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Had a girl claiming her Corolla which was "owned by a drug runner" had a turbo four on it and could hit 0-60 in 3 seconds. I raised an eyebrow and challenged her lambo-corolla to a race in an abandoned carpark. I won. Barely, but I won.

Murdersofa confirmed 3 seconds to 60. This is true because science.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > carcrasher88 09/29/2014 at 11:39

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I don't even try to argue with him about it.

Also, mmm, GXP. I want Northstar.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:41

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The Quad Al unfortunately never worked right.

The Big Al... did.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/29/2014 at 11:41

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*screams internally*

How can people believe the things they say sometimes?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:44

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I'm not making this up when I say she was a white girl at starbucks drinking a frozen coffee and she had an iPhone.

And she was blonde.

The stereotype was strong with this one.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/29/2014 at 11:45

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But was she wearing the vital component: Uggs.

carcrasher88 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:46

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Yeah, I don't blame you.

Those GXPs were really nice. They weren't 300C quick, but they could lay the beat down on your average Crown Victoria easily.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:47

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My car has a turbo so it's clearly a barely tamed racecar monster.

(I've met people that actually think a turbo makes any car a beastly drag racing machine)

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:47

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That is a question I do not remember the answer to.

Too many M's > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:49

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Ohnoeeeees!!!!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:50

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Ask him some questions about his setup. For example:

What sort of vehicle is towing the Pontiac?

How tall is the cliff you pushed it off?

How did you go about constructing the time machine that allowed you to achieve this figure?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 09/29/2014 at 11:53

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BUT BOOST MAN.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 11:59

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It'll out drag a mustang as long as you dont granny shift, because mustangs are only NA.

MK6GTI-now with added Miata > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 12:41

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Don't forget the North Face jacket. It's probably still too warm for all that, though.

ranwhenparked > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2014 at 21:31

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If the Pontiac isn't his first car, and he isn't 16 and a little slow, there's no excuse for that.

Captain_Spadaro > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/30/2014 at 12:01

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Where are you going to school, good sir? I too am attending school for auto mechanics and this sounds like the sort of shit I would hear at my school.