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09/27/2014 at 22:56 • Filed to: glorious ideas

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! give it an Art Morrison front subframe, 12-bolt posi rear with an adjustable 4 link, disc brakes in the rear as well as some chassis stiffening.


DISCUSSION (33)


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 22:59

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The LT5 gives me the biggest carboner ever. too bad they made them stick with SBC bore spacing. of course if they had we wouldnt have the LT-1, LS or LT series motors.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 22:59

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i want an ls7/tremec in a c3 corvette like is no ones business.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > HammerheadFistpunch
09/27/2014 at 23:02

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Yeah, I'm an LS7 guy too.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:06

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Have someone make a de-stroke/top end cam/flat plane crank kit for the LT5 aaaand we got a deal. For the lulz.


Kinja'd!!! Dubblewhopper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:07

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For some reason tonight I have a wild hair, so I would put that LT5 in a FD RX-7.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch
09/27/2014 at 23:07

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How about this?

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It's a Chevy Spark with an LS7


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:09

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How.............


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:09

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I think what you mean is an ls7 wearing a spark


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:13

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10/10 would daily


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > bob and john
09/27/2014 at 23:15

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch
09/27/2014 at 23:15

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Yes


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:16

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09/27/2014 at 23:17

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:18

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Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:19

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So i just had a revelation - I had no idea you could buy a complete corvette rolling chassis for that cheap - http://www.ebay.com/itm/05-Corvett…

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Wheelbase of a c6 corvette - 105.7 in

Wheelbase of a Gen 2 Prius - 106.3 in

Tantalizingly similar...


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:19

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Spark plugs must be a pain.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:21

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I like the way you think!


Kinja'd!!! Axial > whoarder is tellurium
09/27/2014 at 23:22

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Don't give me ideas for mine, I can't afford them right now!


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:22

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LT5 swap in anything takes some balls.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Axial
09/27/2014 at 23:24

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Kinja'd!!! Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:25

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Dare to spend as much as a car on the engine and trans alone. :p


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Axial
09/27/2014 at 23:27

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$6,999 for the motor and transmission.

$13,500 For the car.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:31

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For the car, yes, but I said a car. $7000 gets you a whole C4 in great shape.

That's actually a bargain price for an LT5/ZF6 combo, though, considering the engines alone often go for $8,000 to $12,000.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Axial
09/27/2014 at 23:40

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Fuck, my car was $1,700 and there are a lot of motors that cost more than that.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2014 at 23:56

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Some tires cost more than that. :ž

I should really stress that LT5s are generally closer to the $12,000 when fully assembled and in working condition. Heck, there's one for sale right now on eBay for $15,000 , and that doesn't include transmission. That's brand new car territory. Or, you could spend the extra $1000 (which is less than a ZF6 trans will cost) and buy a nice, rare, steel blue ZR-1 .

I don't know that the LT5 will sell for that much, but I have seen them sell at the $12,000 point multiple times in the past.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:12

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That seems really expensive...


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 00:22

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This seems like a bad idea. . . Although I guess it would be different.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Alex from Toronto
09/28/2014 at 00:34

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You change them through the footwells.


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 02:08

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YES!


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
09/28/2014 at 02:12

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The driver of such a car should look a lot like The Night Rider from Mad Max, and he should laugh at stoplights before leaving others in a cloud of incomprehension.


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
09/28/2014 at 02:13

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Make ten of those for starters.

Because We Can Change The World! :)


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
09/28/2014 at 02:28

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That is a devastatingly evocative results-page, reposting because I must, THIS, http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/05-Co…

I'm thinking mid/late 1980s Audi 5000.

Checking, http://www.caranddriver.com/features/1987-…

Oh. Lawd. It's a perfect match.

DIMENSIONS:

Wheelbase: 105.8 in Length: 192.7 in

Curb weight: 2850-3100 lbs

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I'm thinking the Prius SBC would be much more diabolical, and, having the 5000 as another car in such a driveway could be... nice. (That red Audi, in Florida , asking $2800.)

But yeah. Prius on Vette underpinnings. Maybe Boris the Animal from MIB3 as the driver. At traffic light: Kid in car in the next lane chuckles and remarks about blowing away that [slur redacted] Prius.

Prius driver window opens, Boris stares balefully at kid. Kid's eyes widen, he twitches as his pants soak with hot fluid, it burns like shame.

Boris grunts, "Let's agree to disagree!" and the car howls off into the sunset.


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/28/2014 at 02:34

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