I thought my dad was trolling me

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
09/27/2014 at 18:41 • Filed to: audi

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I honestly did. Like you, I thought he was just joking around, and was in no way serious when !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! But today he had me drive this one, and while there's a chance I'm being trolled even harder, my hopes are climbing.

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As for the car itself, ooooh boy. It's not the speed. I've driven cars that fast before. It's not the interior, which is a scaled-up version of any sporty Audi (which is to say, perfect). It's the sound. The wail from that Lamborghini-derived 5.2 V10 is one of the sweetest sounds my ears have ever heard. Don't believe me? Here you go.

Okay, I was lying when I said it wasn't about the speed. This is a 4500 pound car, but when you punch the gas, it takes off like a rocket-propelled zeppelin. Which is to say, loud, smooth, and really fast. I don't think I have ever had so many wants in my life.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/27/2014 at 18:42

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It has all the wins :)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Tapas
09/27/2014 at 18:44

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Apart from maintenance costs :(


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/27/2014 at 18:52

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I has the solution!!!! (ok, maybe not. maintenance costs still remain. but warranty?)

http://www.carmax.com/enus/view-car/…

http://www.carmax.com/enus/view-car/…

Apparently there were no S8s or Panameras on Carmax...wierd....

http://www.carmax.com/enus/view-car/…

Update!!: Im stupid. my search was limited to 250miles and i didn't realize it...

http://www.carmax.com/search?ANa=429…

Carmax has not 1, but 4 B7s. 4!!!!

http://www.carmax.com/search?ANa=429…


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/27/2014 at 19:01

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Is he buying it?


Kinja'd!!! Snooder87 > Tapas
09/27/2014 at 21:27

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$25k for a 750 with 56k miles!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alex B
09/28/2014 at 01:48

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He's not buying anything until the spring. No sense buying a new car before this shitty winter we're supposed to get. As for whether or not he gets an S8, I still kinda doubt it, but the odds are better now than they were.