Morning Oppo

"CB" (jrcb) 09/26/2014 at 10:41 • Filed to: Keep Oppo Weird

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To start your morning off right, here's a story of a man who attempted to smuggle turtles across the border. In his pants.

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Leon711 > CB 09/26/2014 at 10:42

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Wow.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 09/26/2014 at 10:47

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You're in Canada when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise; it's not yet in your pants. You reach down, you flip the tortoise into your pocket. The tortoise lies in your pocket, chafing against the denim, beating its legs to try to stay in Canada, but it can't, not with you smuggling it. But you're smuggling it. Why is that?

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/26/2014 at 10:49

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 09/26/2014 at 10:50

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Hey, I worked hard on that Blade Runner joke. Like, a minute. Nobody forced you to read it, Alex.

/Ah say, that's a joke, son

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/26/2014 at 10:51

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Fixed it. Sorry, mind fart. Now there's a Blade Runner picture. I don't know why I thought it was A Clockwork Orange. I should go back to bed.

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/26/2014 at 11:03

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If it makes you feel any better, this will probably end up being the best damn comment of the day.