This Is a Dumb Idea

"Agrajag" (Agrajag) 09/25/2014 at 22:44 • Filed to: crimelopnik

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I don't know if anyone else has been following the manhunt of that guy who shot two PA State Troopers. But they just dispatched one of these things.

He is hiding in the woods. The woods in this area happen to look like this. (pic taken less than 5 miles from where he is purportedly hiding)

This machine will be approximately useless.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:49

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At first I thought it was an armored porta potty.

Police Chief: Does a cold-blooded killer shit in the woods?

Everyone else: ??????

PC: Now he does, hahahahahaha

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:49

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looks like a tactical portable toilet.

Birddog > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:50

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"This machine will be approximately useless."

I respectfully disagree.

It looks like it will be a fine Tactical Port-A-Potty.

Agrajag > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 09/25/2014 at 22:52

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I guess this is the idea.

Agrajag > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 09/25/2014 at 22:53

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Oh, he does. He does.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:55

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WTF. This guys a trained killer, and he doesn't just squat. Come on. What a rookie.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:56

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Wut.

They just stole a port-a-potty and a bobcat tipper from a small construction site and slapped some steel plates on them.

vorspringing > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 22:57

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LOL. My first reaction was "how is a Bobcat carrying a TARDIS going to be helpful?"

DanZman > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 09/25/2014 at 23:05

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I still do... WTF is it?

Agrajag > vorspringing 09/25/2014 at 23:08

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Haha. I wonder if they would get mad if I snuck over there and painted it blue.

vorspringing > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 23:10

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I suspect they have zero sense of humor :) but it would be hysterical.

Agrajag > vorspringing 09/25/2014 at 23:16

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Bucket of blue paint. Check.

Scarf. Check

I'll see you on the 10 o'clock news.

M54B30 > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 23:26

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They'll never find him and he's laughing his ass off.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Agrajag 09/25/2014 at 23:40

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That's the single worst idea ever.

"Sir, he ran around the side of the house"

"Well go after him!"

"Can- can you lower me down first? It's like 4 feet down. I don't want to twist my ankle"

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvt brrvt brrrvt brrrrrrrrrrrrrrvt brrrvt psshhhh

"Thanks sarge!"

bubblestheturtle > Agrajag 09/26/2014 at 00:12

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Bobcats looked like fun to drive before...

vorspringing > Agrajag 09/26/2014 at 10:40

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Geronimo!