Went for a drive. Took my camera.

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
09/24/2014 at 22:25 • Filed to: None

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I always feel like such a god damn boss in this car. Isn't that how cars are supposed to make you feel?


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:26

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That makes sense. Because that car is fucking badass.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:31

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You probably have my favorite car on oppo. And yes, your car should make you feel like a boss, I'd take that over driving dynamics and other practical nonsense anyday.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:32

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This is why I love old cars over new cars. My dad had a '68 Valiant that I drove to school on occasion. The Valiant was, basically, the era's shitbox. But good lord did I feel like a boss driving that thing.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Brian Silvestro
09/24/2014 at 22:32

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Yes quite


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:32

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Because little says GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY quite in the way a giant American landyacht of old says it.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
09/24/2014 at 22:32

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That's a high compliment with the calibre of cars on this blog. Thanks! I laid rubber through an intersection tonight just because I felt like it. Probably burned $4 of gas in 60 ft haha


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:34

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There's more metal in that thing than in six Civics.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:34

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Wow, now that's a rear overhang! Awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:36

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Lovely car you have there. Must say I have no idea what it is though.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:37

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when I get back, we need a night drive in suits and sun-glasses.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/24/2014 at 22:38

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She's a full 19.5 feet long and about 6.5 feet wide. In Europe they'd call that a country.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john
09/24/2014 at 22:41

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Oh hell yes. And cigars too.


Kinja'd!!! Mathias Rios > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:42

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beautiful car, color me jealous


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Scary__goongala!
09/24/2014 at 22:42

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She's a 1969 Chrysler Newport with a 290 horse 383 V8. I rescued it from languishing in a parking garage for $1,700. Now she's my 12 mpg summer ride.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:44

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oh very nice.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:47

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I assume you're like an average sized guy.

Based on that assumption, that looks like space for quite a few dead bodies.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Leadbull
09/24/2014 at 22:48

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I usually keep a few back there just to aid traction.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Bad Idea Hat
09/24/2014 at 22:50

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I've been looking for a Valiant recently. I really like them.


Kinja'd!!! ZiptieMcBumper > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:55

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Wear an unnecessary suit & tie everywhere you go.

That car + suit + sunglasses = Boss status X10.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 22:56

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Does it have a posi? I think some of the bigger Chryslers came with one as part of a towing package or something.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 23:00

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Your car>Raf's Baja Bug

does $8k american buy it?


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 23:10

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I've wondered since whether or not I could cram a 426 into that car.

Alas, it was sold right before I graduated.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 23:19

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Dear lord is that thing huge. You could easily lop a foot off the front and two off the back without impacting the car's functionality.


Kinja'd!!! bhardoin > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 23:41

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First, I always love seeing pics and stories of your car, because it's badass and I'd assume you'd have to be a badass to drive it.
Second, that's an excellent photo. Could be straight off the cover of "Poor Fuel Economy" monthly.


Kinja'd!!! ozkar0rtiz > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/24/2014 at 23:50

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I always liked the looks of the 1969 Dodge Polara 440. One day I'm going to buy one.

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Kinja'd!!! JKER > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/25/2014 at 01:41

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That picture is badass as hell.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/25/2014 at 02:12

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I spent the night zipping around Los Angeles with this as my background music:


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/25/2014 at 07:33

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I love this car because I could never drive something like this... I would be broke by the end of my street.


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/25/2014 at 13:45

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I legit thought this was a screen cap from Taxi Driver (1978). Great shot