Luxo barges shouldn't look extremely modern (S-Class).

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/24/2014 at 19:05 • Filed to: None

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They also shouldn't have their interior lighting be inspired by a 80's brothel.

And last but not least the upholstery should be tasteful and not this awful modern mess that Mercedes decided was a good idea. They look like cheap seat covers.

Now let's look at how the other brands did it.

Fucking tasteful.

Rant over, have some classy stuff.

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:07

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I guess more people are liking brushed aluminum and carbon fiber over wood.

lol wood

Kanaric > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:10

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lmao that leather seat example looks like the chair is wearing leather armor in a game like Neverwinter Nights or some shit.

My seats have +2 Studded Leather Armor.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:14

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I seriously couldn't agree more.

My citroen won't start > Kanaric 09/24/2014 at 19:23

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Consumable: Meguiars Potion +2 Durability

Alex B > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:23

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You've been ranting a lot lately.

My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/24/2014 at 19:23

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Thank you.

F10M5 > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:25

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So... I'm not the only one who wants this back? Not that I think they look good (which I don't), but they look so comfortable.

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 09/24/2014 at 19:25

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Every single new product from Mercedes is deeply annoying me right now, bloated unclassy things.

My citroen won't start > Alex B 09/24/2014 at 19:26

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I'm sorry, Mercedes is really getting on my nerves, I need classy back.

My citroen won't start > F10M5 09/24/2014 at 19:29

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I want this back.

Alex B > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:29

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There you go!

My citroen won't start > Alex B 09/24/2014 at 19:35

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Much better now!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:36

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Why shouldn't a luxobarge look modern? Old school and luxury don't always have to me one and the same.

Alex B > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:37

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Also:

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/24/2014 at 19:37

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I'm ok with it looking modern, the problem I have is the "extreme" part, like the upholstery design or that retarded clown steering wheel, that just looks out of place.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 19:41

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I think the stupid steering wheel hasn't Got anything to do with being modern. In fact, it was one of the few elements on the car that was supposed to look retro.

As for the seats, I like them. I guess tastes just differ there.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/24/2014 at 19:48

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Yeah, and that's normal I guess, just like our taste in boats. And now that you mentioned it I can see that it was supposed to look retro. Still too modern for me, I'm not ok with progress, I like my things contemporary and clean.

Howdy Harrell > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 20:11

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Have you sat in the new S-class? Your mind will be blown. It absolutely destroys anything else that has ever existed in terms of comfort.

My citroen won't start > Howdy Harrell 09/24/2014 at 20:13

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I have, in the Mercedes Museum. I'm not question its capabilities just the designs.

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 21:06

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We got our first batch of GLA's at my job... LOL omg they are goofy!

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 09/24/2014 at 21:10

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I'm perplexed that you get the GLA but not the A-Class.

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 21:28

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I've rented A class in Mexico before.....

.... yeah those won't sell to well here in Texas lol

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 09/24/2014 at 21:29

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But a slitghly lifted plasticky A-Class will?

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 21:31

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as plasticky as most European cars lol. Lifted is good though. Like an XC70

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 09/24/2014 at 21:33

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Oh, by "plasticky" I meant all the extra body moulding. Is there a market for them in Texas?

EL_ULY > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 21:45

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Sort of...

but not exactly. We like our metal brush guards

perfect for doing up keep on your property outside the city, driving through the terrain. I know we do. Centralized cities and mass transit does not really exist in our massive state. Most people don't have properties out in the country or haul tons of heavy equipment on a daily basis, but a lot of people do. A weenie little A 180 would not be a good choice lol.

My citroen won't start > EL_ULY 09/24/2014 at 21:48

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Makes perfect sense.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 23:55

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Now that looks comfortable.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 23:55

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This would drive me up the fucking wall.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 23:56

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ew

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > My citroen won't start 09/24/2014 at 23:56

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God no.