NO CADILLAC

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
09/24/2014 at 17:24 • Filed to: I AM ANGRY

NO NO NO NO NO.

CT6, REALLY !? YOU'RE GONNA CALL YOUR FLAGSHIP CT6 ?

Someone get this Ex-Infiniti guy out of the head office before he ruins Caddy's entire naming scheme too.

I'd rather it be called fucking LTS.

Oh, and it looks like everything is gonna be called CT# eventually.

NO. STOP.

DISCUSSION (39)

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:27

THIS.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:28

If true, that's fucking dumb. Why not XTS like it was supposed to be?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
09/24/2014 at 17:29

I don't understand why letter-TS isn't okay. I mean, CTS already has history.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:32

And in recent news, Cadillac started copying BMW with their new car designations:

ATS sedan/coupe will now be CT2

CTS sedan/coupe will now be the CT3/CT4

XTS will now be CT5

LTS will now be CT6

There will be the sports-oriented V-cars and so forth.

Lol Cadillac.

Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:32

I have an idea for a name, something that sounds exotic, refined, alluring and luxurious, yet futuristic. How about Cimarron?

T5Killer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:33

Wait what CT6? To me anything GM with a 6 in the name is going to be a basic midsized sedan not a flagship car. CT8 would be better(but not ideal)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Fed(oo=[][]=oo)uken
09/24/2014 at 17:34

I would seriously rather have that over this alphanumerical bullshit.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > T5Killer
09/24/2014 at 17:34

I think Cadillac needs to go back to real names.

T5Killer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:36

Oh I agree to me having a car company go to random alphanumeric names because the Germans do is like selling a product with old people rapping. Its super lame and never works.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/24/2014 at 17:40

DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS.

CT5-V just doesn't roll off the tongue like CTS-V did.

EL_ULY > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:42

WTF!!!!!!!!! That is so stupid!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:42

Kinja'd!!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > EL_ULY
09/24/2014 at 17:44

So angry.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/24/2014 at 17:45

Shut your mouth A-number and Q-number.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:45

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/24/2014 at 17:46

What was so wrong with letter-TS? Why we gotta bring numbers into this!?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:47

Because my 5th grade teacher said so.

Kailand09 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:50

When the fuck will we get cool names back? Use something like El MIraj! Fuck.

This frustrates me so much. Who the hell knows BMW's naming scheme with only numbers, or audi's Q everything. Or infiniti whatever the fuck. This is the same shit as the Mercedes scheming.

Yuck.

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 17:51

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. FUCK YOU CADILLAC! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKYOUFUCKYOU FUUUUUUUCK! YOOOOOUUUU!

*trevor stomps Mr. Q*

Nibbles > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 18:50

This is the dumbest idea ever (says the guy that just bought an S40)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
09/24/2014 at 19:02

CANT WE GET CATERA AND DEVILLE AND LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT THIS.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:02

If he fucks this up, I'll be first in line to piss on his burning corpse.

Mosqvich > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:03

Cuz that's how we do it in New York! You know PS#.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Nibbles
09/24/2014 at 19:04

I had to google S40 to see which company makes it.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mosqvich
09/24/2014 at 19:05

This man is making way too many changes to Cadillac in a short amount of time.

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:09

Hearing the name "CT6" makes me want to cunt punt Mary Barra.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
09/24/2014 at 19:10

I'd more want to punch Mr. fucked up naming schemes in the dick.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:21

Catera=Bad Car+Good Name

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:22

yeah but it's been a long time since I used the phrase "cunt punt".

(6 hours)

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
09/24/2014 at 19:22

But on what's the new Catera, it's good car, good name.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:34

If I have the money to buy this, I'd just tell the dealer to make a "Fleetwood Biarritz" badge, and put it on the car before I take delivery. problem solved.

"So peter, What do you drive these days?"

"Oh, you know, The new Cadillac Fleetwood Biarritz Luxury Sports sedan!"

Jedidiah > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 19:43

Why not de Ville, Fleetwood, and, Eldorado or maybe even Series 62?

ly2v8-Brian > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 20:36

Kinja'd!!!

FUCK THAT NOISE! Quick give this to Buick so they can give it a name. Like Invicta.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jedidiah
09/24/2014 at 20:57

I think De Ville would be perfect for this car.

Axial > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 21:11

Source?

And, even after accounting for the camo, this car looks incredibly bland.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Axial
09/24/2014 at 21:17

Story by Raph on the front page.

I disagree. I see a lot of CTS in it and that's a good thing.

Axial > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 21:28

Saw the story. And I dunno, I think even the CTS is fairly bland. It's great up front but utterly soulless from the A-pillar on back. Too much "German refinement".

wafflesnfalafel > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/24/2014 at 23:16

Half the folks that buy are going to call it an Elmiraj anyways... (just like a Miata is a Miata, not a "mx-5", and Kleenex is kleenex, not "facial tissue".)

Old-Busted-Hotness > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/25/2014 at 08:01

Offer a Cruella edition with Dalmatian interior.