"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
09/24/2014 at 17:06 • Filed to: None | 4 | 27 |
I was joking with my neighbor about my new job that leaves me less time for Oppo during the day because I am actually a real scientist now making real scientist pay for a real company. But I leave earlier in the morning and come home a bit later and she noticed that. So I made the joke about how much better paid I am and she goes "So is that why you bought the fiesta instead of a mustang?" and I thought about it for a moment......
You see, originally I math'd it out that I would be making about 600 more a month after taxes. Oh sure, that could easily pay for a financed mustang but I need to save money for a house and other things in my future and retirement so really I only want to spend about 150-200 extra a month on random crap. Now, I just got my first paycheck........I'm making about 900$ a month more than my old job between no decrease in insurance premiums, more direct pay, and company cell phone. So in theory....you know 400 - 450 a month could be spent on something fun.....If I save my pennies for a year or two, I could easily either pay off my fiesta and then buy a mustang or have both the mustang and fiesta at the same time with low monthly payments. I'm aware Tavarish is probably screaming internally right now but I probably won't do this anyways. Just a hilarious thought that entered my mind at how much better off I am at this job than my old one.
Note: I've already said before that I am getting a classic 911 in a year or two with this money, I just find it funny to go from "Can't afford a mustang, have to settle for a FiST" to "I can have both the mustang GT AND a Fiesta ST" in the span of a few months.
CAR_IS_MI
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:08 | 9 |
I did math once...
It hurt.
DoYouEvenShift
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:14 | 0 |
Ive done a lot of math in my life. I would like to see the equation where x=Mustang. Hehe
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> DoYouEvenShift
09/24/2014 at 17:19 | 3 |
if(SpendingMoney>=MSRPMustangGT)
{
flag1=true;
}
if(flag1==true)
{
x="Mustang";
}else(x="Nothing, now go buy some more bus passes you loser.");
System.out.print("The car you can afford with your spending money is:"+x);
Textured Soy Protein
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:20 | 1 |
The correct answer is,
"Bigger 401k contribution."
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> CAR_IS_MI
09/24/2014 at 17:20 | 2 |
I know you engineers suck at the maths, that's why us scientists always have to fix your mistakes :P
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:24 | 0 |
Don't make me math out my cars. I already know I numbers-wise shouldn't be able to afford a 944 and a FoST; but I do have some "cheats" in my favor.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:24 | 0 |
Because we don't need the math! ;)
Tapas
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:30 | 0 |
You could get the same monthly payments for an old 911 right now for the amount of money you'd spend on V8 Mustang + FiST payments - depending on the year and condition of the 911. (right?)
I'm an engineer, bad at math.
Saracen
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:33 | 0 |
Us engineers are perfectly good at math. We just don't tweak with the math to fit a model like scientists do =P
CAR_IS_MI
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:33 | 0 |
Math, science, history, engrish... don't need none of it. just tell me what you want to happen and Ill connect a to c and make it happen (what instructions?)
n54 & s38
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:35 | 0 |
Buy a house first man. Just my 0.02. Fiesta ST is a great car anyway.
Andrew T. Maness
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:38 | 0 |
I'm aware Tavarish is probably screaming internally right now but I probably won't do this anyways.
Eh, I doubt he's internalizing.
Funny you should post about such a dilemma though, I am currently thinking about FiST vs. Stang.
Snooder87
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 17:56 | 0 |
I just found out today that bmw has a lease deal going for $389 a month on the z4. I'm really really thinking that's not a terrible amount to break out of my budget.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Textured Soy Protein
09/24/2014 at 18:11 | 0 |
I actually doubled mine from my old job to this one.....
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Saracen
09/24/2014 at 18:11 | 0 |
We scientists have to tweak the math to fit the model because you engineers keep forgetting to account for real world conditions :P
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Andrew T. Maness
09/24/2014 at 18:14 | 0 |
Fuel economy, city driving, and autocross fun or V8 power, sexier styling, RWD fun, and a lot less economical. If youcan only have one and you live in a snow/rust state I'd get the FiST.
Textured Soy Protein
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 18:14 | 0 |
Then the correct answer is,
"Put extra money into cheap index ETFs."
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Tapas
09/24/2014 at 18:15 | 0 |
That is actually my plan, going to save up money for a house and an old 911 after that. I actually already have the house down payment almost saved up and next year I plan to get into a "rent to own" house to make it even easier to get approved for the mortgage.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> n54 & s38
09/24/2014 at 18:15 | 0 |
House is next, 911 after that.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Textured Soy Protein
09/24/2014 at 18:16 | 0 |
Eh, I started a mutual fund account and have some of my pay go into that every month. Seems to perform well enough.
Tapas
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 18:20 | 0 |
Way to go, bro!
Spoon II
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 20:52 | 0 |
mmmmmm programming
Axial
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/24/2014 at 21:13 | 1 |
Only because our real world conditions are not idealized versions of "the real world." :p
The Compromiser
> Saracen
09/24/2014 at 22:50 | 0 |
I'm in quality. Your professions are the reason I have a job. Just wanted to say hi. And thanks. Carry on.
hypnoticbutcher
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/25/2014 at 17:44 | 0 |
How dare you insult my math skills. Without engineering, science is just philosophy. :)
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> hypnoticbutcher
09/25/2014 at 17:46 | 0 |
Bitch, please, I can go from concept to finished product without an engineer within 500 feet of my work at any time. Science - When you need to get things done.
WinrickRacing
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
10/05/2014 at 00:28 | 0 |
Messy code :p