You Should Only Buy (Used/New) Cars

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 09/24/2014 at 12:32 • Filed to: RANTS

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No exceptions. If you chose otherwise, then F*** YOU.

Zohaibman72 > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:33

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You should only buy used cars because if you wait a bit new cars will become used cars

#rekt

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:34

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I am so confused. How can you buy a car that is neither new nor used?

For Sweden > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 09/24/2014 at 12:34

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You're on thin ice...

RazoE > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:34

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I only buy used because honestly they don't make what I like anymore. When the car was new, I couldn't afford it either......

#broke #depreciation

Sn210 > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:35

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I buy them used and sell them new on Craigslist

SPNKiX > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:35

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ha! yeah, I feel the same way. CUBA LIBRE!

FKA-RacecaR > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 09/24/2014 at 12:35

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No one said anything about not stealing used/new cars. That's the route I'm going for.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:36

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I only buy unused/old vehicles.

Tapas > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 09/24/2014 at 12:36

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Buy a car thats old but never used. Simple! :D

EL_ULY > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:36

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well.... if you buy any car, it's a new car technically :]

What'd ya get fu? A newer S80?

mcseanerson > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:38

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Fuck leases!

Slowmoe > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:39

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I think we should all buy no cars.

Cars contribute to global warming, which contributes to rising sea temperatures, which contributes to rising sea levels, which contribute to lower ice levels, which contribute to polar bears having to swim, which contributes to dead polar bears, which contributes to worse advertising for Coca Cola, which contributes to less revenue for Coca Cola, which leads to less jobs, which leads to a worse economy, which leads to worse healthcare systems, which leads to death.

In conclusion, I think we should not buy any cars.

E92M3 > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:40

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I've never had a new car. BMWs euro delivery is VERY temping though. I hope I can experience it just once in my life.

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:41

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I only steal my automobiles.

For Sweden > Slowmoe 09/24/2014 at 12:41

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More like LOLmoe

Zohaibman72 > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 12:46

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Do you steal used or new automobiles?

CalzoneGolem > Zohaibman72 09/24/2014 at 12:47

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100% organic free range.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:55

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Yeah, that was a probably the worst article I've seen from Tavarish, talking in absolutes is always bad and it was just a rehash of the same old "buy used" arguments.

For Sweden > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/24/2014 at 12:55

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talking in absolutes is always bad

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 12:56

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lolol. Didn't even notice that, clearly I am not a good one to give advice.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 14:10

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.......and now...so much more confused.

Arrivederci > For Sweden 09/24/2014 at 14:57

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I shall buy no more cars! Then I will start a blog called Walklopnik. Many great walks will be had.

JKER > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/25/2014 at 03:21

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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.