When I get in early

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 09/24/2014 at 07:40 • Filed to: None

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I feel like the king of the parking garage.

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:40

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I AM GOD OF CARS

-you

CalzoneGolem > Brian Silvestro 09/24/2014 at 07:42

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I WILL PARK IN ALL THE PLACES!

Brian Silvestro > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:49

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This is MY parking lot. MINE MINE MINE

thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:49

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Today there were already 4 cars in the work lot when I showed up. 4!!! Usually I am car #2.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:51

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Burnout time!!

jkm7680 > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:51

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TIME TO DO DONUTS.

AND PARKING LIKE AN ASSHAT.

AND DO BURNOUTS.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:51

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I get into work every morning around 6:30 or 6:40. It's absolutely fantastic. There's no rush hour yet. I can pick from any spot in the parking lot. And I get to leave at 3:00 PM, and also avoid rush hour going home.

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 09/24/2014 at 07:54

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That's my schedule on Wednesdays. It is amazing the difference 90 minutes makes.

CalzoneGolem > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/24/2014 at 07:54

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In my auto fwd Taurus?

Eli's Got 2 > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:55

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I work early Wednesdays, too! It's awesome!

CalzoneGolem > jkm7680 09/24/2014 at 07:55

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How about I listen to talk radio .... REALLY LOUDLY!!

jkm7680 > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:57

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And talk with the host in a creepy synchronized manner in a monotone voice while staring down the entrance ramp?

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 07:58

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It's the thought that counts.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 09/24/2014 at 08:03

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Well ... I didn't think about doing burnouts at all, haha.

BJ > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 08:49

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Use gravity to help you out: point the car uphill, which will exaggerate the weight transfer during acceleration. Your goal is to lay a thick black stripe at least one car length long on each of the ramps, all the way to the top.

On your way back down to your super parking spot, handbrake turns at every corner to leave little black crescents of fun. And don't forget to do an Ace Ventura when you pull into your spot!

CalzoneGolem > BJ 09/24/2014 at 08:56

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My hand brake is foot actuated,

BJ > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 10:51

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That's your problem, not mine! :-)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 17:40

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Yes.

CalzoneGolem > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/25/2014 at 08:35

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Can't argue with that.

thebigbossyboss > Eli's Got 2 09/26/2014 at 10:19

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I work early every day that is not saturday or sunday. It's good except when it snows a lot...then it's hard to get to get the car into work especially since until last year it was a lowrider.