Letters to LA: Prius Guy

Kinja'd!!! "Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/30/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA

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Dear driver of a grey Mk3 Prius with 3 kids in it,

I could give half a shit about whether or not you wear a seatbelt. If you die, it's not my problem.

I do have a problem when you allow the 2 kids in the back seat of your car, both under 7 years old, to go without seatbelts. There is NOTHING holding these 50 pound bags of flesh back in the event of an accident.

Your kids don't deserve to die because you taught them bad habits. And you're teaching them that bad habit for later in life.

Have some decency

Sincerely,

Dsscats

This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! The man in the iron mask > Dsscats
09/30/2014 at 18:06

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What is this sort of bullshitry?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dsscats
09/30/2014 at 18:07

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The only excuse for unsecured kids is if you ran out of duct tape.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/30/2014 at 18:24

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No! No! No! WHY would you take them from the basement in the first place?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/30/2014 at 18:25

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Misery that's been properly calibrated and thresholded is the best kind.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Dsscats
09/30/2014 at 19:13

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How dare you judge this man! Can't you see is saving the earth by driving a Prius? He's a hero! Nothing ever bad will happen to him!


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Dsscats
09/30/2014 at 20:30

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A version of the Z rarely seen on the streets.

And everyone here is willing to charge more than a new iQ.