Seriously past self? Seriously?!

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 09/23/2014 at 16:11 • Filed to: None

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2014 at 16:12

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BAHAHAHA good luck with that

Hermann > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2014 at 16:19

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Holy cow, what did you smoke, man?

CAR_IS_MI > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2014 at 16:19

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Meow listen here boy, does it sound like I am saying "MEOW" to you?

(I know not the same, but maybe)

deekster_caddy > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2014 at 16:20

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I just gave up trying to open an online account on a site because I could only answer two of the three shitty "faux security" questions with answers I could definitely remember again.

Hopefully you answered Yes or No...

Two factor auth FTW

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Hermann 09/23/2014 at 16:25

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what didn't he smoke

Rainbow > CalzoneGolem 09/23/2014 at 16:31

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I have a standard security question with a nonsense answer that I use for everything. Not much harder to remember than a normal password, except much, much harder to crack.

Sort of like this, for example:

"What was the name of your first pet?" "Pour the cereal before the milk."

Slowmoe > Hermann 09/23/2014 at 16:59

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He did not smoke the grass.

He ate it because cows eat grass. I am also assuming that the answer to the security question is "yes", which proves that CalzoneGolem is actually a bovine creature of some sort. Although, I am sure that he is very intelligent and weighs less than an actual metric ton. I assume this because he understands complex language and can presumably type on a keyboard with tiny fingers like the rest of us. This is surely a biological enigma, but I believe it to be true.

In conclusion, he did not smoke the grass, but rather, he ate it.

CalzoneGolem > Hermann 09/24/2014 at 06:35

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All the things!

CalzoneGolem > Slowmoe 09/24/2014 at 06:36

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"Yes" was no the answer. And as you can see I'm a magical construct made of melty cheese and spicy pepperoni.

CalzoneGolem > Rainbow 09/24/2014 at 06:36

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That makes perfect sense. Why would you pour milk first?

CalzoneGolem > deekster_caddy 09/24/2014 at 06:37

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I think I made the question up myself.

CalzoneGolem > jvirgs drives a Subaru 09/24/2014 at 06:37

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I eventually figured it out.

thebigbossyboss > Hermann 09/24/2014 at 07:49

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cow. duh.

deekster_caddy > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2014 at 09:27

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Yeah... so did you?

CalzoneGolem > deekster_caddy 09/24/2014 at 09:29

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I have been advised by counsel to not comment on whether or not I went moo.