How do people think this looks good?!

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 09/23/2014 at 13:12 • Filed to: None

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Not to shit on Sonic Owners Forum members, but good god this is hideous

Also, fuck fake vortex generators. I hate that shit. VG's aren't attractive when they are put in places that they do NOTHING. Not that a stick on aftermarket VG would do anything, but at least put it somewhere that makes sense that they'd actually be.

Oh, another side rant: does anyone really think a non-body color fuel filler door looks good? On something like the Challenger where the fuel filler door is a separate styled piece it's fine for it to be another color but when it's meant to be hidden why would you make it not hidden?!

/rant ended

This has been the first installment of 'Jake is tired of seeing dumbshit car modifications get compliments on car forums but doesn't want to get banned for telling it like it is on said forums'

Vimto > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:14

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I thought Sonics were 5-lug?

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:14

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ew

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:15

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Wow. I'm just not gonna say anything because I have nothing constructive to say (about the car, your rant is fine).

ACESandEIGHTS > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:15

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9/10 would drive. I wouldn't necessarily want to pay much for it, but I would drive it.

Jayhawk Jake > Vimto 09/23/2014 at 13:16

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They are in the US. There are 4 lug ones in like Thailand or something. I don't know where this guy's sonic is from, but it should go back there.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:17

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Jayhawk Jake > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/23/2014 at 13:18

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I'll be honest, I don't completely despise the black around the wheel wells. Makes it look a bit like the Trax

Jayhawk Jake > ACESandEIGHTS 09/23/2014 at 13:18

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I'll drive anything, but I wouldn't possess this.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:19

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I do

CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:19

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Was this guys old car a PT Cruiser?

Vimto > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:20

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Ah, I thought this nut had swapped the hubs or something. Not a good looking Sonic IMO, its attractive stock, not like this.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:20

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Go on the FRS forums. Prepare yourself.

Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro 09/23/2014 at 13:20

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Do you happen to visit any ST forums?

I've seen no form of Fiesta ST customization yet, I've hardly seen any in person. I'd be curious to know what sort of things people are doing to them.

Jedidiah > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:24

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Shh. It's okay. Have some Chrysler eye-bleach.

Tohru > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:28

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It would be better if it was a Michael Bay Edition: Green with black tribal graphics, and the sat nav is racist.

(Yes, I know it's a different car. No, I don't care.)

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:31

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I've been. It's pretty much the opposite. People love performance and tasteful mods for the most part.

carcrasher88 > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:43

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I have found the only acceptable thing that's been done to this car.

These wheels look really nice. Simple 8 spoke design, two tone metal and black, and tires with a good amount of sidewall.

Jay Lauer > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:56

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CAR GUYS DON'T EVER HATE CAR GUYS' CARS NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE THE CAR DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANY CAR EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR CAR TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU FOR BEING SO IGNORANT HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE PITCHFORKS

Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro 09/23/2014 at 13:57

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Oh, to be fair most of the Sonic forum people are the same. Performance and tasteful touches.

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 13:58

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The ST forums LOVE AutoX. More than half of the people commenting there definitely do it.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > YSI-what can brown do for you 09/23/2014 at 14:22

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First off, fuck the stance. That goes without saying but I said it anyways. Seriously though, what the hell is going on with his license plate?

Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro 09/23/2014 at 15:05

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Yeah, we don't have that. We also don't have ST owners autocrossing in town. I've seen one Focus ST at autocross.

Brian Silvestro > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 15:15

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That's disappointing. I mean....what else is there to do with them!?

Jayhawk Jake > Brian Silvestro 09/23/2014 at 16:08

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I know, right?

FastIndy > Jayhawk Jake 09/23/2014 at 16:19

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Yeah, that's pretty bad. Is that a stock rear spoiler that's been cut? That rear door handle... =/

Jayhawk Jake > FastIndy 09/23/2014 at 16:26

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He grafted something onto the stock spoiler. Stock it has this little thing

RS models get a bigger one

And yeah, that door handle...eesh