"waymoe" (waymoe)
09/23/2014 at 13:03 • Filed to: None
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"waymoe" (waymoe)
09/23/2014 at 13:03 • Filed to: None | 6
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Hello their Waymoe here. I was visiting the dark parts of the internet when I found a blog called !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that made me think of things. I would like to mimic this site with my archnemesis Raphmoe. We will call it nvrMoe and it will be about a southern French man (Me) moving to wherever Raphmoe lives (pretty sure under a bridge) where we will work on cars (if we had any) and Raphmoe will use his degree from ITTTech to take pictures as we learn how to drive.
I am an expert on many things but driving races in racecars is not one of the things that I am an expert on. I will require the help of Raphmoe to show me how to drive while he takes pictures. I hope to one day have a full websites worth of blurry pictures and long explanations of brake feel in turn 5 which is the turn I will go too fast on and cook the tires like I cook a beautiful coq a vin. This will lead to the advvertisements coming in and the money will go to more racing cars and more fish eye lens.
If you wish to donate, pelase do. I will send you my bank account info just please do not make the steal from me.
Your boy, BJR
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:05 |
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Dude……what?
Brian Silvestro
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:07 |
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I'm making plans to make steal from you please send account info
505Turbeaux
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:08 |
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cook the tires like I cook a beautiful coq a vin
haha poetry in motion right there
Raphmoe
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:09 |
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I accept your challenge; some days I do live under a bridge because in NYC the bridges provide shelter from the rain. my days and nights are spent in various coffee shops and starbucks around the city where I use their wifi to browse the internet and learn about cars. NYC is my home, anywhere and everywhere in the city. If you do not mind sleeping in various locations throughout the city every night we can succesfully achieve your goals.
I see that we already have a leg up on the competition, since we are both experts in our chosen fields where as the author of Never Lift says this "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm not an expert. Just one year ago I was getting lost in a sea of cones at my first autocross event. Yet, here I am now, starting a blog about racing cars."
What is our budget for travel expenses?
Kate's Dirty Sister
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:12 |
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Waymoe, you shouldn't be providing personal information on this BBS. May I suggest you take a look at Kickstarter ( https://www.kickstarter.com/ ) ?
You basically explain your business case (like you did so eloquently above) and people will flock and throw money at you like a Jalop on a useless Miata.
PS9
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 13:49 |
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There has to be a third moe somewhere. These things always come in threes.
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waymoe
> PS9
09/23/2014 at 14:05 |
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I already have one copy cat I do not wish for a third
Slowmoe
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 14:43 |
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Hi there, waymoe. My name is Slowmoe, and I am named that way because I am slow.
I am slow in all aspects of my life, not only my mental capacity. In fact, my IQ is only like two points below average and I don't consider that to be too slow at all. There are a lot of other things that I am slow at. Some I am only a little slow at, but others I am a lot more slow at. I guess that also depends on how you define the word "slow". Does it relate to time, or something else? Anyway, one other thing I am slow at is getting to the point. Please excuse this.
In conclusion, hi.
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waymoe
> Slowmoe
09/23/2014 at 15:20 |
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I dont like you.
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Raphmoe
> Slowmoe
09/23/2014 at 15:34 |
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hello friend!
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Slowmoe
> waymoe
09/23/2014 at 16:36 |
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I am sorry to hear that, waymoe.
I really want you to like me, and I will tell you precisely why. I have a long history of being unloved. Maybe not that long since I am only in my early twenties, but long enough to be considered "long" by most experts in whatever fields where time is an important concept. Actually, I was loved very much by my biological parents and they are still alive and living in the great state of New Hampshire, and they send me christmas and birthday cards every year and I send them even more cards because along with christmas and birthdays I also send them anniversary cards. This is because they are married and I am not, although this is not because women don't love me, but for other reasons I won't go into. Ok, fine, one reason I am not married is because I want to settle down in my career first. But that's not important and I think I am getting way off topic now, but maybe not so much, but I'll continue on anyway.
I started to become unloved when I came to the internet, specifically Jalopnik and Oppositelock. I don't actually like cars very much, but I love the community and reading other people's posts on cars. But since I actually hate cars and think they are polluting the earth and thought that cash for clunkers was a good thing, I feel very unloved and rejected by the community. I mean, I only openly lash out at people's opinions on here like once or twice a day, and I do so with hard facts I learned on Gawker Media. I am always polite, or at least I bear some semblance of politeness in all aspects of my life, especially here.
So you can see why I love you so much and I really want you to like me.
In conclusion, pls reccomend my post.
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Slowmoe
> Raphmoe
09/23/2014 at 16:38 |
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I have also been to New York once. I think you're cool!
I actually have never been to New York the city, but I've definitely been to New York the state at least once, maybe twice but it was when I was a really young boy. I think I was about five years old, and I went there to someone's house and played in the creek in their backyard. I also went to an ihop, and that was my first ihop experience, in the state of New York or elsewhere. It tasted good.
In conclusion, I have also been to New York. I think you're cool!
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waymoe
> Slowmoe
09/23/2014 at 16:41 |
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Ok
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Raphmoe
> Slowmoe
09/23/2014 at 16:47 |
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Ok