![]() 09/22/2014 at 21:14 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
90s BMW? Yeah.
High mileage? Yep, 178k.
V8? Mhmm.
Terrible idea? Yes.
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Extra points for what I'm guessing is a center console phone.
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Oh my god, it is.
This car is so "90s business executive" it hurts.
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When I'm done with UMSL and have a real job, one of these 7 series is going to be the first thing I purchase.
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Yes, just makes sure it doesn't have 178k on the clock...
I must own a black E38 7-series on M parallels for some extent of time in my life though.
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Haha, I'm going to profile the first owner.
His name is Bill, he works at a bank in St. Louis.
He's divorced, but once was married to a fat woman called Debra, he himself is overweight, always wears pinstripe suits in grey with a striped grey and black tie, horn rimmed glasses and is pretty heavy himself. He enjoys Starbucks, follows the stock market and is always hitting on Lizzy from the 3rd floor.
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That's perfect.
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But you know that's exactly how it went down.
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Those are cool for about the first 20 minutes of ownership. Then you realize that one of the center console armrests is useless and they become extremely annoying.
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I totally would.
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I totally should.
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Haha, I wonder if you can get in trouble with the law by using a built in car phone while driving?
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Who knows? The question is, can you get the built-in car phone on a 20 year old BMW with nearly 200k miles on the electronics to work in the first place?
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I WANT BOTH OF THEM.
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My favorite part:
It gets 28mpg on the highway .
On what planet?
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It's probably been broken since 2001, and since then exactly 1 person has cared about trying to fix it. And that one person is a sketchy used car salesman who just wants it to work long enough to get rid of the car.
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One where you keep your foot out of it. Which just doesn't happen in a V8 luxury sedan.
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If you buy one, I will too.
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I actually have no idea what highway MPG I get. My longest highway journey so far was maybe 15 miles. Seems like a waste of the car, since that's what it's for :(
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What a waste. Should've bought a Prius.
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The i stands for INVESTMENTS.
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my dads got over 160k on his, and he continues to daily it. Hands down if you get a decent condition and well maintained 7, you shouldnt have tons of issues.
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I really don't think mileage is as much a factor on these overbuilt BMWs as age and maintenance is. I'll take this over one that's been sitting in a garage and has its parts working very occasionally.
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Run away.