"Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/23/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/23/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA | 4
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Dear driver of a black 350Z,
I tried to show you respect for being another Z driver by giving you a thumbs up through the T top. I guess I should have used the middle finger.
You showed your respect for my car by dropping your "steptronic" gearbox (as I'm sure your brahs call it) down a gear and speeding by me at full blast while bumping your god-awful rap music at full blast. This also gave me an opertunity to see your spray tinted tail lights and 19" Volk GTS wheels (Look them up (Hint: Rice to the max)).
This is why Z32 drivers hate Z33 guys. Next time, don't be such a douchebag. You give Z33 drivers a bad name.
Sincerely,
Dsscats
This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.
RazoE
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:01 |
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It's the same for MK3/MKIV Supra guys.
area man
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:05 |
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I'm sure you have an endless amount of material.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:05 |
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What is the logic behind spraying your brake lights black? "Oh, hey let me just tint out my brake lights! It'll look great right up to the point that someone runs straight into my rear!"
Rico
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:07 |
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Wow how stupid is that. An older gentleman in a 2013 Mercedes SL waved to me and gave me a thumbs up in my C300 when we were stopped at a light , first time it's ever happened to me and I waved back! I didn't try to assert myself like this douche canoe.
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Dsscats
> area man
09/23/2014 at 18:15 |
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I do. There are posts scheduled through the 27th so far.
Textured Soy Protein
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:18 |
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Maybe he thought your thumbs up meant you wanted to hear his sweet exhaust, brah.
Takuro Spirit
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:19 |
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There's a shittily timed traffic light on my way home, and to get through the turn arrow before it turns yellow I have to launch at the preceeding green pretty hard.
Well my tires are shit and often break traction, so even though I was at the light, and the BMW was behind me, he must have thought I was trying to race him?
Yeah, after rowing up through the gears on the on-ramp at a more normal pace, this douchebag comes barrelling up on me as I start to merge at normal freeway speeds. He slows, follows me, then guns it for the middle lane as I stay in the right after merging. When he's next to me (with his blonde bimbo gf in the passenger seat) he drops it down a gear and WHOOOOMPS off into the left lane.
Wow dude. Wow.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 18:46 |
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Aw damnit.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 19:43 |
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As a former Z33 driver who wouldn't do that to you, I hate that guy.
GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 20:45 |
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I'll be honest...I'm that guy. But I'll wave back before I do.
gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 21:35 |
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I drive a 350Z and wave at other Z drivers, and they usually wave back
#CanadianLyfe
1337HPMustang
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 22:53 |
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oh thank goodness there wasn't a mustang involved...
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Dsscats
> 1337HPMustang
09/23/2014 at 22:58 |
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Don't worry, they're coming later on. I have one of these scheduled ever day for the next week and a half at 6 EST, 3 PST.
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1337HPMustang
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 23:01 |
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Yeah I'd be surprised if you didn't have mustangs up your ass everywhere you go.
Burrito de EJ25
> Dsscats
09/23/2014 at 23:18 |
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I apologize in advance if any of my WRX brethren have acted like total assbags. Because WRX owners often act like total assbags (including me).