the shopping cart I have must be an Audi...

"EL_ULY" (uly) 09/21/2014 at 21:07 • Filed to: blip the fun killing grip

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...because I can't hoon it at all :'( Maybe I just need to go faster!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > EL_ULY 09/21/2014 at 21:16

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Bro offense, bro, but....

Audi's are as hoonable as any other car.

Shopping carts, however, were invented by the little known brother of Akio Toyoda, Beiji Toyota

vorspringing > EL_ULY 09/21/2014 at 21:22

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LOL. Mine decided today it was going to get all the understeering it hadn't been doing out of the way all at once. It's now got a lovely case of cone rash.

EL_ULY > vdub_nut: scooter snob 09/21/2014 at 22:02

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I had our Lotus salesman, and former Porsche factory driver (GT1), drive my A6 Quattro in slick wet conditions. ..... understeering the whole time :'(

EL_ULY > vorspringing 09/21/2014 at 22:03

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cone shaped bruises, ouch!

But awesome!

vorspringing > EL_ULY 09/21/2014 at 22:21

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Eh, they'll buff out. :)

vdub_nut: scooter snob > EL_ULY 09/21/2014 at 22:30

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Handbrake, bro.

Also, I feel my beige joke was too subtle

;_;

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > EL_ULY 09/21/2014 at 23:06

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It depends on which store you're shopping at. The shopping carts at Costco are especially great for drifting around the store. Especially when you load them up with cases of water bottles and/or soda. It's a pity my mother always yells at me when I do it.