I want an Escalade.

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09/21/2014 at 16:12 • Filed to: None

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It's just so damn pretty. As is the CTS. And the ATS. I want all the Caddy's.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > oldirtybootz
09/21/2014 at 16:15

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All of them?

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Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > oldirtybootz
09/21/2014 at 16:30

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Avoid the bling, save the money:

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Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/21/2014 at 16:32

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They're still selling that thing?


Kinja'd!!! RoadHead -- Armand > oldirtybootz
09/21/2014 at 16:47

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The one Caddilac I want, is the one GM won't build. Two LS blocks welded into sixteen triumphant cylinders, heralding the reemergence of true American luxury. But alas, Cadillac is content with building 3-series competitors. *sigh* such a waste of a prestigious marque

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Kinja'd!!! RoadHead -- Armand > RoadHead -- Armand
09/21/2014 at 16:50

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And of course the Ciel isn't so bad either. You want to have a hybrid in your portfolio Cadillac? How about instead of building a volt in a tuxedo, you make something we actually want. It had a cigar humidor inside for christ's sake. Ughhh fucking corporate America, snuffing all the glorious designs


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Arben72
09/21/2014 at 16:52

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That's their best-selling thing.


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/21/2014 at 17:45

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Ok not all the Caddys.


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Steve in Manhattan
09/21/2014 at 17:47

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Not nearly as attractive as the Slade.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/21/2014 at 17:47

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I gotta say though, the SRX's wheel game is OFF THE HOOK!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
09/21/2014 at 17:49

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Those wheels are pretty damn nice.


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > RoadHead -- Armand
09/21/2014 at 17:51

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The upcoming flagship is a huge step in the right direction, especially if it looks like the Elmiraj. I honestly want them to sell more SRXs and make a Lambda or perhaps something on the Alpha to slot between it and the Escalade. More SUVs and CUVs means more money for fun projects. 4-door coupe versions of the ATS and CTS could help too.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > oldirtybootz
09/21/2014 at 17:56

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If by "attractive" you mean "identical" ...


Kinja'd!!! Axial > oldirtybootz
09/21/2014 at 18:05

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I wish this spot was as thin on the ATS as it is on the CTS.