Chili's Pepper Jack Mac 'n Cheese: The Quick 'n Dirty Foodlopnik Review

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 09/20/2014 at 22:30 • Filed to: Foodlopnik, Chili's, Mac n Cheese, You Get The Crap You Deserve

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Seriously, why pay money to punish yourself like this?

Imagine the type of nacho-drenching liquid you can get at just about any Taco Bell/Del Taco/etc. with Pepper Jack spices smothering cheap pasta. That's it. If you can imagine that, you've pretty much nailed it.

I've !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of reviews that bizarrely praise the taste and quality and I can only come to the conclusion that these people have been eating frozen prepared foods all their lives - including never having actually visited a Chili's restaurant. Or made Kraft Mac 'n Cheese from a freakin' blue box.

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This is the kind of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! you get when you've simply given up all pretense of self-sufficiency and completely surrendered to whatever's been sapping so much of your energy that the only thing you can prepare is Chili's Pepper Jack Mac ' Cheese. Or the type of meal you begrudgingly take to work, perhaps because you want your lunch to be as soul-sapping as your job and co-workers (or maybe you're tired of said co-workers ganking your grub). Seriously, there are better and cheaper options out there for the too-tired-to-cook club and for the brown bag brigade. You either deserve to treat yourself better, or you deserve exactly to keep eating crap like this. It's up to you.

Topshot from frickin' Walmart.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 22:32

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Im having some mahi something that I made up 10 minutes ago for dinner. Quick question, do you wanna hang out monday?

Team6.1 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 22:44

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I was inebriated the other night and ate it. I forget if it was spicy or if I dumped ghost viper sauce on it. I also forget what it tasted like. That means it was at least a 2/10 since it didn't get thrown away

Conan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 22:45

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Kraft even totally kills that stuff. Bleah.

Leadbull > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 23:05

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I've had that. I thought it was decent.

But then again, I consider extra cheesy pizza rolls a gourmet meal.

Steve in Manhattan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 23:10

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Here's a bit of foodie talk - if you can find these in your area (next to impossible in NYC, I've even paid horrific money on Amazon to get them) - this is the best Dorito ever. 70s throwback bag, way more taste than the other flavors. And if you want to hook me up, the first taste need not be free.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/20/2014 at 23:13

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I've had the Bacon Mac N' Cheese one, and I didn't think it was awful. I would much rather just make my own though.

JawKnee > Steve in Manhattan 09/20/2014 at 23:31

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i use these in my taco salad! Every store in SW Ohio has them

Steve in Manhattan > JawKnee 09/20/2014 at 23:40

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You are truly blessed - once in a while I find 7 or so snack-sized bags in a bodega, and I buy them all. The clerks are puzzled, but sell them to me.

And why not NYC? No chain I have checked stocks them. Argh.

Stef Schrader > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 05/21/2015 at 00:07

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I’m going through old Foodlopnik posts because I’m sick, and I’m bored.

HOLY CRAP, SOMEONE REVIEWS TV DINNERS?! Real ‘Murican heroes, there.

Stef Schrader > Stef Schrader 05/21/2015 at 00:34

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Wait. No. Watching some of his videos now. I’m 99.9999999999% his entire palate has been annihilated by too much salt over the years. Yecch. Dude has awful taste in everything, and I can never think of a TV dinner that actually needs more salt. Gross gross gross gross ew gross.