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"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 09/20/2014 at 16:22 • Filed to: College Football

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My Horns are GUARANTEED not to lose this weekend!! WOOHOO!!!

:(

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 09/20/2014 at 16:25

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Which is not quite the same thing as a guaranteed win. It's going to be a long season….

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 09/20/2014 at 16:26

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They aren't going to LOSE. This is important. That means that my chances of being happy on Monday only depend on how the Texans do against the Giants.

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 09/20/2014 at 16:26

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And yes, long season is guaranteed.

jariten1781 > PatBateman 09/20/2014 at 16:29

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Just watch the Ags, we're slaughtering SMU.

PatBateman > jariten1781 09/20/2014 at 16:34

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On my way home from office. Poor SMU...

For Sweden > PatBateman 09/20/2014 at 16:38

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Be Texas

Mascot is a food stuff

Lose to Cal rejects

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:09

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Hi! Gooooo G-Men! You didn't realize it... Eli What's Her Face = Eli Manning

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:15

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Eli Manning is the ugliest Manning. And there is no "Handsome Manning".

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:16

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You wanna know what's ugly????

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:18

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I know what's ugly. Eli Manning.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:20

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I'm laughing so hard right now.... All the way to a W.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:22

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We still have a quarter left. Don't count chickens.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:23

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I know! You have to understand... We've played soooo shitty thus far. I'm just enjoying this moment.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:28

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I'll go ahead and give this game to your team. Texans are playing like utter crap. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got told to stop yelling at the TV. Apparently I'm BEING TOO LOUD WITH MY OBJECTIONS TO THE QUALITY OF PLAY OCCURRING.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:30

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MOTHERFU^%#{+{+\€€|*{+]>\*{€{*{*!!!!!!

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:30

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oh, damn. LOL I'm sorry. DID YOU JUST THROW SOMETHING? I would have. It's frustrating when your team plays like that. I know.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:34

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In the most recent Fitzpatrick interception, I was able to convert my profane proclamation to "fudge". I very loud fudge.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:38

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PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:41

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The neighbors probably think that I'm baking (FUDGE) and praying (OH MY GOD!!!) at the same time.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:50

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Hahaha! Welp, at least they scored again! Mmmmmm, fudge. Lol

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 15:52

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Useless.

Also, I'm sick of the one-sided announcers today. I'm also a bit touchy right now, though.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 15:56

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[hides] I get it. I'm like that, too. I get really pissed and sometimes very sad.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 16:06

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I am a very vocal sports fan. Not rude, crude, or offensive; just loud. That and I'm a smartass at games.

I once yelled the following to Cam Newton during a TV timeout: "Hey Cam! Did you take a pay cut when you came to the NFL?"

His teammates had to physically hold him back from charging my section. True story.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 16:17

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OMG. That's hilarious. You cray.

PatBateman > Eli's Got 2 09/21/2014 at 16:19

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I normally don't do that, but I dislike Newton and believe that he did in fact take money in college.

Eli's Got 2 > PatBateman 09/21/2014 at 17:26

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Yeah. I think a lot of them do, across the board. You know?