Five Cars, Five Speeds (on average), Five Grand

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09/19/2014 at 16:55 • Filed to: CAR BUYING, BLOG

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I took ten minutes this morning to wade through the first 1,000 listings in the Minneapolis, Minnesota Craigslist mire of used vehicles using the following criteria:

Manual transmission

Private seller

Picture(s)

Maximum of $5000

Here are the Top 5 that caught my attention, for any number of reasons including but not limited to: the car itself; the car still exists here; the car seemed cheap; I was bored; I was intrigued. Ready? Go.

1996 BMW Z3

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Seems like clean examples of BMW's little roadster have been getting expensive lately. Even first-year examples with the 1.9-liter M44 four-banger are now commanding more than ATM money. However, with winter coming fast to the North Woods, people are unloading convertibles on the quick. For example, a Mazda Miata in average condition is running half to two-thirds the asking price from not even five months ago.

I was reminded how much I like Z3s the other night when a friend gave me a ride home from the baseball game in her 2001 2.5i 5-speed. Resplendent in Impala brown over brown leather, with the tan top up it was quiet, tight, and free of rattles. It's a lot of brown, but I love it. Additionally, my mother has a 1997 1.9 – a copy of James Bond's ride circa Goldeneye – and despite being transmission-challenged it's a fun little car.

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2001 BMW 540i

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The E39 is the last generation of BMW 5 Series you can wrench on yourself. They have their share of black boxes in addition to miles of wiring, but you don't have to take it to the dealer to code a door lock actuator or a new battery to the car (other items you do). They were an evolution of the previous 5er, rather than a clean-sheet reimagining of the species. And they made a lot of them with a proper, three-pedal, manual transmission.

Just because you can wrench on it yourself doesn't necessarily mean you'll want to. The particularly nasty stuff has !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! : valve cover gaskets; valley pan gasket; VANOS rebuild; timing chains and tensioners; and oil pan gaskets.

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The paint looks nice, but like all E39s in the upper Midwest the rust is starting to come through. No matter, because existing rust means you can happily drive it all year 'round and not worry about that horrible sound of salt solution bathing every square inch. Other than being "meticulously maintained" there's not a lot of information on this particular car's cosmetic condition. That said, at 208k miles, the driver's sport seat doesn't look overly flat, so that has to be worth something.

Oh, and did I mention it's a 6-speed?

1966 Plymouth Barracuda

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I will admit to not knowing a whole lot about these. I just like the way early Barracudas look with their curved back glass, shark nose, and chrome spears on the rear quarters. The dollop of whipped cream on my imaginary pudding cup is the 4-speed manual transmission. I'm sure most American cars from this time period are preferable with a slushbox, but as usual I don't care. Having a V8 with a stick behind can't ever really be a bad thing, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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The seller says there is Bondo lurking under a mediocre respray, so you can feel decent – if not great – about just driving and enjoying it, probably all the time. The little 318 is rebuilt and probably provides a nice punch in what was considered a small car at the time. Also noted are a delaminating windshield and a sagging headliner, but so what?

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I don't know why there's a block under the front wheel, but I'd wager it has something to do with the parking brake having rusted away. But the sellers says he drives it, and has been, so it must be roadworthy enough to wander around town to the shops or park-and-ride. Pretty sure you'd be the only one at Whole Foods in February rocking a vintage Barracuda with four Winterforce snow tires.

1977 Subaru DL Wagon

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Wow! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! An all-wheel drive station wagon with a manual transmission. Everyone's dream.

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Okay, not everyone's dream.

I can't imagine this is a very civilized car, but I'll bet it's unstoppable. It's light, it has go to all four meats, and it's as simple as a caveman's hammer. While the floor pans have been replaced – god knows with what – there appears to be less rust than you'd expect. The bumpers are gone, but that allows you creative freedom to display your own unique vision for parking protection. Except for the driver's seat, the interior doesn't look like it was eaten by a badger.

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Things I love about this car include the functional factory hood vents, the asymmetrical gauge cluster, and the colostomy bag in the wayback acting as the rear washer fluid reservoir. It would be a shame to use it in the winter given its rarity, but it would also be a shame not to given its capabilities.

$1750 is cheap, but I don't know what I'd do with it.

1993 Toyota 4Runner

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Sadly, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! – but only 40k on the dealer-replaced long block – makes the most sense out of all of these. The seller claims to have dumped close to five digits into this truck, and I could believe it: new 2.5-inch exhaust system; four-inch suspension lift; big sway bars; 33-inch BF Goodrich mud tires; new huge stereo system; new fuel injectors, water pump, radiator, and power steering pump. I suspect the list goes on.

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It likely doesn't have seat heaters, but with a cloth interior I care less. The rest of the interior looks pretty clean – could have shampooed the driver's seat, Mr. or Ms. Seller – with simple Toyota switchgear and what appears to be an uncracked dashboard.

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The paint doesn't look as shiny as it probably should, indicating either old southern (Arizona and North Caroline) Toyota paint or a $199 respray. The nice thing is, owing to the light color and raised chassis, you can see the car still has rocker panels and wheel arches. Yes, the rear bumper is crumbly, but that can't be as hard to source and ship compared to, say, an entire tailgate. Hell, they're probably available new.

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I would undercoat the living daylights out the thing and drive it all the time. Wash it once every week or so, and it would probably not immediately dissolve. In the end, it's a Toyota. With reasonable care and feeding, there really isn't a mechanical limit to their longevity.

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TotallyThatStupid
09/19/2014 at 17:14

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That Barracuda...

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > TotallyThatStupid
09/19/2014 at 17:28

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I love my 2nd gen 4Runner, but reliable it is not. That 3VZE's headgaskets will last about as long as an abused 13B's apex seals.


Kinja'd!!! twochevrons > TotallyThatStupid
09/19/2014 at 18:49

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That Mi16 looks fantastic!

I've never driven one, but my father's Citroλn BX 16v is very similar – same platform and engine, just with a hatchback body and hydropneumatic suspension. The engine is an absolute gem, and remarkably tough as well, and they're beautifully balanced by FWD standards.