"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
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"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
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You've been pulled over by the cops, but you have a horrible case of verbal Tourett's. You can only reply with things that you only dared think in your wildest GTA V fantasies...it is the wrong answer to the question "Do you know why I pulled you over?".....What did you say before he hauled your smart ass in?
GO!
#iwanttoplayagame
TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 02:01 |
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Thats deer blood on the bumper, and there are TOTALLY not 6 hookers in the trunk.
Decay buys too many beaters
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 02:02 |
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"You found out what I did to your wife last night"
"Is it the coke, damn probably the coke"
"Sorry please say that again, I've been drinking"
"The fuck you want?"
Leadbull
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 02:14 |
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"Don't shoot!"
Dusty Ventures
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 03:12 |
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"I'm more interested in how! I totally didn't think you'd be able to follow me up that embankment!"
Rainbow
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 04:05 |
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"No, sir. You'll have to figure that one out on your own."
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TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 06:12 |
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(slide into passenger seat)
He was here a second ago.
Brian, The Life of
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/19/2014 at 14:51 |
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*"Fuck you copper, I know my rights!"
*The was said verbatim by a high school friend who had an "authority problem" when he got pulled over once. Yes, he ended up getting cuffed-'n-stuffed.
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Brian, The Life of
09/20/2014 at 01:41 |
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I think they just shoot you for that now.
Conan
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/21/2014 at 01:08 |
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"To make money!"