I love having an interesting beater vehicle.

Kinja'd!!! "Decay buys too many beaters" (decay)
09/19/2014 at 01:21 • Filed to: project scooter

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I went for a quick grocery run on the scooter in all it’s ratty fairingless glory, and upon coming back out one of a group of youths, who had been skateboarding in the parking lot, yelled out “Hey! Are mopeds fun to ride?” I forgave the slight error in two wheeled vehicle identification that separates a scooter from a moped and replied

“Hell yes they are!

... you want to try it?”

Quite taken aback, he replied “I don’t have a licence”

I replied “I don’t care, I’m not a cop”

“Well... I don’t want to break it”

I took a quick look down at the scooter an then looked back and replied “There honestly isn’t much here you could break that I haven’t already broken and fixed myself”

He asked me about a few of the controls and the took it out for a quick ride and came back with the biggest grin on his face.

I think I’m turning into a pretty awesome adult :)


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 01:34

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Daniel Tosh:

"AWWWWWWWwwwwwww this guy is AWESOME!!!!!!"


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 01:36

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Dude, you're the fuckin' man.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Your boy, BJR
09/19/2014 at 01:45

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I do the best I can.

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Kinja'd!!! Dreadnaught > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 02:11

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Certainly a magnanimous gesture; kudos!


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 03:37

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He then skinned his knee and his parents sued you for negligence, right?


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Rainbow
09/19/2014 at 03:40

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Meh, skateboarders know how to take a fall. Even then, good luck tracking down a scooter with no license plate owned by a guy whose name you don't know.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 03:42

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I kid, of course, but you know that's exactly what some people would do.

By the way, what size is the engine? Even without pedals, anything 50cc or smaller is legally considered a moped.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Rainbow
09/19/2014 at 03:48

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Oh I'm fully aware of the disgustingly litigious nature of modern day 'murica.

It is 49.x cc, but capable of more than 30 MPH. In Oregon that makes it a scooter/motorcycle (no differentiation between the two here)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 03:54

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Ahh, I think here 35mph is the maximum speed for a moped. Do you also get to ride without insurance, registration, or a license? (although an ordinary learner's permit, at the very least, is required for street use)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 07:13

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Winning. You're doing it right!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 07:14

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Decay buys too many beaters
09/19/2014 at 07:17

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You the man Decay! You win 1000 awesome points.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Rainbow
09/19/2014 at 10:50

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Nope, in the great state of Oregon, all three are required. Thankfully insurance is only (I kid you not) $6 per year.