Car got a dent today...

"midengineer" (midengineer) 09/18/2014 at 18:47 • Filed to: None

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Around 4 I get a text from JayhawkJake asking about a dent on the hood of my car...

This is more or less how I felt inside:

I decide to wait going out to the parking lot to see the damage until I'm done for the day which is around an hour or so. As I'm walking up to my car from the rear passenger side it looks like some of the hood is raised as if there's a big gash in the center.

'This can't be happening' I think to myself as I freeze in my steps.

The damage:

I will get my revenge...

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > midengineer 09/18/2014 at 18:49

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+ tires

GhostZ > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 18:54

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+Taillight

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 18:55

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GhostZ > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 18:57

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Look again.

(And if that doesn't work:

)

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 18:58

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Butter or cheese?

GhostZ > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 19:01

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Yes, I'm going to butter his taillight.

If the big "DEA" watermark doesn't explain the picture, I don't know what will.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 19:03

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Cocaine?

GhostZ > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 19:09

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Crack. Cracked taillight.

Ugh.

It's ruined now.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 19:09

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I guess I don't know crack...

GhostZ > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 19:12

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EDUCATE YO'SELF

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 19:15

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This conversation is the best thing I've read today. Thanks for that, GhostZ. Ahaha

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > midengineer 09/18/2014 at 19:16

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You guys work at the same place or something, right?

mcseanerson > midengineer 09/18/2014 at 19:18

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Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 3: Have a third party who would not be suspect of foul play picture message to intended victim of car.

Step 4: Remove all of it before they get there.

Step 5: Take pleasure in their anguish

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 19:44

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I thought it was a pile of parmesan cheese.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 09/18/2014 at 19:45

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So did II

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 19:52

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Come on.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen 09/18/2014 at 20:07

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You're right, we should do more crack.

The Compromiser > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 20:18

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Obama come on! Is best COME ON! So much Wtf in one expression.

GhostZ > The Compromiser 09/18/2014 at 20:20

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I'm pretty sure that if someone confused crack for butter/cheese in response to Obama, that's what he would do.

The Compromiser > GhostZ 09/18/2014 at 20:47

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as long as its not this one:

unpredictable_swerve > midengineer 09/18/2014 at 22:08

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way better than the quarter sized dent on the passenger rear quarter of my mr2....

lonestranger > GhostZ 09/19/2014 at 00:07

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midengineer > unpredictable_swerve 09/19/2014 at 10:35

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Oof, this is definitely my preferred type of dent.

midengineer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/19/2014 at 10:37

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Yep, it's a fun(ny) coincidence