505 is getting drunk, AMA oppo...if you dare

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 09/17/2014 at 23:27 • Filed to: None

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I may not answer till tomorrow, but i will do my best

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:28

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Worst life decision, go!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:30

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watchu drinking homie?

505Turbeaux > JGrabowMSt 09/17/2014 at 23:31

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Driving my ur-quattro on a night I was overtired. Fell asleep and wrecked it into a jersey barrier to a beyond fixable state. That and selling my 21 window bus before they were worth a gazillion bucks

SPNKiX > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:31

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I am also getting drunk. There really is no choice. I must drink to deal with in-laws. They never stop staring at me.

Cherry_man1 > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:31

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Most awkward place you have munked it

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:32

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Name every car you have owned and own.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:32

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Hello fellow drinker. I love that picture.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:32

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What is the dumbest thing you have ever done during a lunch break.

505Turbeaux > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2014 at 23:32

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Rolling rock and dickel rye

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:33

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Racescort666 > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:33

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What is the air-speed-velocity of an unlaidened European swallow?

Trunk Impaired 318 > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:34

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What does one do in Maine, other than drink I presume?

505Turbeaux > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/17/2014 at 23:34

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On mobile so Iccan't search. Go to my blog and search "the list". Report back

505Turbeaux > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/17/2014 at 23:35

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Got caught smoking weed and got fired

michael bleggi > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:35

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didn't you say you were drunk last night? if so, you're doing it right

505Turbeaux > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 09/17/2014 at 23:36

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Took it a few weeks back. Expect a full oppo review in a few more. Thanks!

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:36

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Man, that must have been one interesting night.

I think we need a once a month "505 Story of the Month" where you can share some of your life stories.

What's been your most proud redneck fix so far that you think back on for inspiration when fixing things now?

505Turbeaux > michael bleggi 09/17/2014 at 23:37

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Probably. Getting cold in maine!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:37

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I've actually never had Rolling Rock. I was drinking GnTs but now i'm drinking Yellow Tail merlot. Cuz Im fucking classy n' shit.

505Turbeaux > Trunk Impaired 318 09/17/2014 at 23:38

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Fish, bang ladies and work

michael bleggi > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:39

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oh boy oh boy you're from maine! do you ski or snowboard? sorry for the cliché question

505Turbeaux > JGrabowMSt 09/17/2014 at 23:40

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Burned a fuel pump relay in my scirocco and fixed it with a paperclip like a motherfucking boss. With the cops behind me and 2 bottles of open booze, and 6 people in it

505Turbeaux > michael bleggi 09/17/2014 at 23:41

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Skiing since I was 3! Also lived in co to cement the cliche

505Turbeaux > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2014 at 23:42

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Baller. Pull out the ciroc next

michael bleggi > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:43

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have you ever raced or skied competitively in the park?

505Turbeaux > michael bleggi 09/17/2014 at 23:44

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Hell no. I'd kill myself

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:46

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I was gonna get a bottle of Crioc but if I spend more than 4o bucks on one liquor store trip my wife gets pissed.

DailyTurismo > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:46

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Is $kaycog really a dude?

505Turbeaux > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/17/2014 at 23:46

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Depends on how soon after I blast a round out of my Mossberg

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:48

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Damn. I'm not even sure what the most impressive part of that is any more.

505Turbeaux > DailyTurismo 09/17/2014 at 23:48

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Lol I refuse to answer this, but all signs point to no. She is going to kick your ass for asking :)

DailyTurismo > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:51

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Its cool. I just thought that a Jalluminati member like yourself might know the real story and then bust it out after a few sixers of Bartles and James. Imabout to start pouring the white russians myself. Time to write tomorrow's stories...

505Turbeaux > DailyTurismo 09/17/2014 at 23:53

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Just as a side note I always enjoy your posts DT. Now I need to hunt you down for that b and j comment :)

505Turbeaux > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/17/2014 at 23:57

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Haha just get her a bottle of wine, shell be fine

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 505Turbeaux 09/17/2014 at 23:58

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she hayes wine

505Turbeaux > SPNKiX 09/18/2014 at 00:00

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Disturbing

SPNKiX > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 00:01

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I'll drink to that.

505Turbeaux > Cherry_man1 09/18/2014 at 00:01

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Munked? That must mean sex...i need to find the onion story and report back to you in the am

Cherry_man1 > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 00:02

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Na it mean jerked it

505Turbeaux > Cherry_man1 09/18/2014 at 00:06

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In a land rover discovery in traffic. Man those windows are low

505Turbeaux > SPNKiX 09/18/2014 at 00:07

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Cheers!

DailyTurismo > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 00:32

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Haha- thanks for the kind words, I do enjoy posting on oppo, it is like a glimpse at the inside of an asylum, but I say that in the best possible way.

DailyTurismo > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 00:35

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59 VW standard kombi – First car

61 Ford F100

81 Ford Fairmont

64 VW 21 window bus

86 VW 16v Scirocco

71 VW double cab

81 Audi 5000 Turbo

66 VW type 3 fastback

86 VW Quantum wagon

62 Ford F100

89 Subaru GL 4WD Turbo wagon

86 Audi 5000 Avant wagon

83 Audi Ur-Quattro

60 VW Panel van

80 Audi 5000 diesel

73 Porsche 914 1.7

83 Audi 4000 S

63 VW Kombi

88 Ford Bronco II

73 VW Thing

86 VW GTI

89 VW GLI 16V

83 Alfa Romeo GTV6

87 Alfa Romeo Milano

64 Chevy Suburban

85 Maserati Biturbo

78 Porsche 924

83 Audi 5000 Turbo Diesel

86 Maserati Biturbo

1981 Porsche 924

85 Olds Delta 88

73 Audi Super 90

68 Ford Bronco

76 BMW 2002a

73 BMW 3.0s

75 BMW 3.3Li

72 BMW 2002

63 Land Rover Series IIa

78 BMW 320i Baur TopCabriolet

88 Peugeot 505 SW8 wagon

89 Saab 900 SPG

78 BMW 530i

86 BMW 325ia

91 Audi 90 20V Quattro

85 Saab 900 Turbo

89 Jeep Grand Wagoneer

87 Audi Coupe GT

90 Audi 200 Avant Quattro

88 VW Fox GL

64 VW Kombi

71 VW Sunroof bus

65 MGB

79 Toyota Supra

82 Renault Fuego Turbo

93 Saab 9000 CD turbo

76 VW Beetle

64 VW Karmann Ghia

73 Jeep Wagoneer

79 Volvo 242 DL

73 Citroen SM

87 Audi 5000CS Turbo Quattro avant

83 Toyota Land Cruiser BJ60

79 Peugeot 504 diesel wagon *

67 Volvo 122s coupe

86 Volvo 245 Base/5sp

90 Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park

83 Mercedes 300TD wagon

85 Volvo 745 Turbo Diesel Wagon

98 VW Eurovan

93 Volvo 965

88 Peugeot 505 Turbo S wagon *

96 Volvo 850R wagon

93 Buick Roadmaster Estate wagon

95 BMW 525iTA wagon

89 VW Fox wagon

98 Volvo V70R - RIP. Thanks Ex

83 Alfa GTV6 *

87 Alfa Milano *

81 VW Rabbit Pickup diesel

88 Audi 90 Quattro

89 Audi 100 Quattro

03 Beetle Turbo S

99 VW Cabrio

05 Hyundai Tiburon V6*

00 Mercedes E320 4Matic wagon*

505Turbeaux > DailyTurismo 09/18/2014 at 00:58

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Thank you!

EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 01:56

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hello :]

505Turbeaux > EL_ULY 09/18/2014 at 06:58

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hi

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 07:16

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I am very jealous.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > 505Turbeaux 09/18/2014 at 07:17

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That sucks.

505Turbeaux > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/18/2014 at 07:25

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start early!

Sn210 > 505Turbeaux 09/19/2014 at 10:22

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still drunk?

505Turbeaux > Sn210 09/19/2014 at 10:25

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I went to the casino with work last night and am pleasantly still drunk. The past 3 days have been pretty wet. Have a weekend with the kids though so off the sauce from now till monday!

mr_gofast > 505Turbeaux 09/19/2014 at 10:38

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if you werent into cars what other mode of transportation would be your weakness?

505Turbeaux > mr_gofast 09/19/2014 at 10:47

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motorcycles already are, scooters. Have some of both