![]() 09/17/2014 at 23:11 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
But I guess I will. Just know that if your question is stupid, obnoxious, vulgar, involves a bankrupt Nigerian prince etc., I may just flame you instead of answering. Also, I know the first thing you're gonna ask. So the person who asks it will be shot. In the face. Repeatedly. Until you are killed to death. Aren't I fun? Now, ask away.
Pictured: The car my grandad was rocking back in '79. 400ci V8, T-tops, and acres of soft red Corinthian leather. As he put it, "the prettiest pile of shit you ever saw."
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Why?
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Why what?
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why did you lie?
http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/i-wont-be-doin…
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I gave in to peer pressure.
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Why would you shoot someone in the face over asking a question when you tell them they can ask questions?
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#AreYouBoredFor$600Alex?
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Because there was a certain question I figured someone would ask because they are a funny, original person. It will happen. You'll see.
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You have no idea.
Atually, not really. I just figured it would comfort everyone to know I'm not a robot, or the NSA (probably).
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LOL this is gonna be good ;)
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I kind of want to ask everything you said not to include all in one question, but I won't.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Favorite American made car right now?
Why an A8L? Especially when it's beige.
First automotive love?
...Why not Duesenberg?
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But of course.
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Turns out you were right only once today HA!
I guess I should ask something so: De Tomaso Deauville, Monteverdi Highspeed or Maserati Quattroporte III?
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Cadillac CTS Vsport/Escalade.
The beige is the only thing I don't love about it. What's not to love?
Mercedes SLR.
I put the safety back on...you got lucky.
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Monteverdi by a long shot.
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Agreed.
Not much really. Just the beige. And for me it being a LWB, just not a fan of how awkwardly long the rear doors look on LWB models.
We must've gotten into cars at the same time cause mine's the F430 which came out about the same time as the SLR.
Muhahaha.
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I know NSA peeps
/Eastern MD LOL
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The fact that it is an "L" is just because that happened to be on the lot at the time. Here's the visual difference between an A8 and an A8L:
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That's not too bad.
Plus extra room for rear seat activities.
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Glad you've seen the light.
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hello :]
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Hello