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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/17/2014 at 23:00 • Filed to: None

This has gotten far too silly.

DISCUSSION (74)

Kanaric > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:01

Yes, please no more.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:01

THE ARCH DUKE HAS SPOKEN

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:02

get on with it.

Get on with it.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Kanaric
09/17/2014 at 23:02

All themes get too ridiculous. Especially declaring them purposely. Let it fllloooowwww people.

DanPadge > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:02

I ate a Pop-tart for dinner tonite, AMA! ;)

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:03

If you could be any woman in the world, who would it be?

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:04

You're no fun anymore.

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:04

WE HAVE 'TILL MIDNIGHT!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/17/2014 at 23:04

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
09/17/2014 at 23:04

EST

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:05

Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:05

While incredibly silly I think its kind of a nice way to get to know the rest of oppo, but then again who am I?

Raphmoe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:06

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:06

Follow up question: if you had to forever live in a Monty Python movie, which one would it be?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Trunk Impaired 318
09/17/2014 at 23:07

Introduction posts are good for that, but when everyone does it at one time it gets damn annoying.

Viggen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:08

The Arch Duke hath speaketh twice now. I hath deleted my AMA to please thou Arch Duke. Please gibeth my family food and gib monies and keepeth me out of thy prisons.

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:09

Better get mine out of the way.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:09

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > DanPadge
09/17/2014 at 23:09

How many pop tarts could you eat before you had to vomit?

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:09

why put off 'till tomorrow what can be accomplished today?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman
09/17/2014 at 23:09

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull
09/17/2014 at 23:10

50 minutes from now.

DanPadge > PatBateman
09/17/2014 at 23:10

If it was cherry, 2 at best. Blueberry or strawberry, probably 5 or so

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:11

NO. YOU GET OUT.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Viggen
09/17/2014 at 23:11

free bread will be handed out before the games.

OneFastPuertoRican > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/17/2014 at 23:12

How many hard-boiled eggs could you eat in one hour?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OneFastPuertoRican
09/17/2014 at 23:15

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/17/2014 at 23:16

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 00:00

Agreed. I actually kinda liked the idea of Oppos doing AMAs, because some folks around here are damn interesting (not me though, I've never done anything interesting), but it was way too much of a pile-on. There needs to be a limit on how many are allowed in a certain time frame or something.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
09/18/2014 at 00:00

Twice a week.

Dusty Ventures > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/18/2014 at 00:01

On here he pretty much is ;)

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 00:04

I think it should be a scheduled thing. 2 a day, all organized on a chart. Write yours and schedule it on that date.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats
09/18/2014 at 00:05

2 a week

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 00:07

Are you saying two days a week where Oppos can post AMAs? Because... meh. I think that would just result in an AMA dogpile like tonight, where Oppo becomes unreadable for people not interested in the AMAs, and detrimental for those actually doing AMAs because their post will be buried by everyone else's inside 20 minutes. I was thinking something where they're allowed most days but have the hour rule (or perhaps a two-hour rule) applied to them. As in you can't post an AMA if one has been posted in the last hour/two hours.

Perhaps we should discuss this in the Hall of Justice.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
09/18/2014 at 00:08

No, two ama's per week.

We can discuss this in the day time, I have crime to fight.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 00:15

I see problems with having that few (namely establishing who gets to go when and monitoring for rogue AMAs). But that discussion can wait. Go, Aquaman! The oceans need you!

/ohnohedidnt

//ohyesidid

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 00:19

Seems acceptable. 30 a day is crazy.

Gamecat235 > Dusty Ventures
09/18/2014 at 02:03

Rogue Oppo AMA's? I'm gone for half a week and we're doing AMAs? What else did I miss? Fook.

Been BURIED at work, no spare time, no real time in the evenings either.

Dusty Ventures > Gamecat235
09/18/2014 at 02:55

See what happens when you're gone? The whole place goes to hell!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
09/18/2014 at 08:03

Kinja'd!!!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 10:09

Now for a complete change of mood.

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 13:42

I posted some original video stuff this AM, nobody replied :(

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/video-test-dri…

Whaaaa whaaaaaaa

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 13:45

If you had to choose between driving a Hummer sized Mini, or a Mini sized Hummer? Which do you go for?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 13:50

waaaaaaaaaa

Sally O'Broder > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
09/18/2014 at 13:56

The goal glows white on the Oppo tonight,

Not an AMA to be seen.

A kingdom of carburetion, and it looks like

I'm the Queen!

The trolls are howling like this swirling storm inside,

Couldn't keep it in; heaven knows I've tried.

Don't let them in,

Don't let them read!

Be the Good Girl you've always had to be!

Conceal, don't feel, don't want to know!

Well know they know!

Let it flow, let it flow,

Can't hold it back anymore!

Let it flow, let it flow~

Ask Me Anything once more!

I don't care what they're going to say!

Let the .gifs rage on,

Getting Told never bothered me any way!

nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 14:18

What's your default go-to move when challenged to an impromptu dance fight?

Do you acknowledge Hammer Time in you culture, and if so, how do you celebrate it?

Am I doing this right?

Kinja'd!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/18/2014 at 17:31

Okay, no AMAs... Hey, look at my desk!

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/19/2014 at 23:47

I must've missed this while I was running around for the FP AMAs.

I have a Puffalump. AMA.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/19/2014 at 23:57

I'm sweaty, he seemed busy, but here. Patrick Dempsey has now touched my Puffalump.

You do realize how wrong that sounds, right?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 00:06

Yes.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 00:59

Was that intentional?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 01:03

Perhaps.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 01:30

That's a yes.

If you had to choose between declaring the rally bird a Rally Duck and getting the Porsche of your choice, or continuing to insist it's a Chicken and never being allowed to own a Porsche again for the rest of your life, what would your new Porsche be?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 01:41

"Ask me anything" doesn't mean "I have to answer everything." Clearly, the premise of this question is wrong.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 01:49

So you're saying you would rather maintain Rally Bird's honor than have a Porsche?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 16:05

You're assuming I'd only want one Porsche...and that Chicken is a duck. Chicken is Chicken. There is no duck.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 16:41

I'd never be crazy enough to assume you only want one Porsche. Let me rephrase the question:

"If you had to choose between declaring the rally bird a Duck and getting the Porsche of your choice FOR FREE (plus permission to acquire as many more Porsches as you desire) or continuing to insist its a chicken and be banned for life from owning/driving a Porsche, what would your new Porsche be?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 21:29

You're still wrong. It's a chicken.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 22:19

I'm not arguing whether it's a chicken (this time), I'm testing if you can be bribed with a Porsche.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/20/2014 at 23:11

I have principles and stuff.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/20/2014 at 23:16

So you'd be willing to never own/drive a Porsche again in order to maintain her identity as Rally Chicken? Impressive.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/21/2014 at 00:43

No, her identity IS a chicken. That's a false premise. I'd get my Rally Chicken and a Porsche. Multiple Porsches, preferably.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/21/2014 at 00:48

Fine. Let's say her identity really is a Chicken, but in order to not be banned for life from Porsche you had to call her a Duck (even though she's really a chicken). What would you do?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/21/2014 at 12:41

That makes no sense. Ze logical Germans would call it what it is: a Chicken.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/21/2014 at 12:47

No one said my questions had to be logical. And you're being evasive. Perhaps because you'd totally sell out the Bird to keep that German engineering in your life? Hmmm?

Until I get an answer I'm totally just gonna assume that's the case.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/21/2014 at 13:26

Nein. It is a Chicken, and I shall have my Porsches.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/21/2014 at 14:07

I'm not giving up on the question. If you had to choose one or the other, WHICH WAY WOULD YOU GO?

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/21/2014 at 14:32

It's a flawed question. I'll have the cake, please.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
09/21/2014 at 15:37

It isn't flawed, it's hypothetical. And we're all out of cake, all we have left are tomatoes

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
09/21/2014 at 16:16

Kinja'd!!!