Bought my first legal drink.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 09/17/2014 at 13:19 • Filed to: None

10

29

$2.15

505Turbeaux > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:21

0

going for the good shit I see

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:22

5

And you picked the worst possible option. Just looking at that makes me want to hurl.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:23

0

That's a hell of a first purchase.

Now I'm mad, because I don't remember what I bought for my first time...

Your boy, BJR > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 09/17/2014 at 13:23

3

I was sad when I found out Laughing Clown is fictional

Sweet Trav > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:24

0

No, no, no. Colt .45, Its works every time.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:25

2

Go buy some craft beer, or whiskey, or anything other than malt liquor.

McMike > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:26

1

Take THAT , banquet beer

treesmakewater > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:26

0

#schweg. I don't drink, but I've always assumed that alcohol is like exspensive coffee. The cheap stuff is disgusting, but gets the job done, and diminishing returns after a specific price point.

Stupidru > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:29

0

You need to educate your pallet, sir. There's a world of great beers ahead of you

As Du Volant > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:33

2

Did you pour a little out for your homies?

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:35

0

Benji? Come on. Go get yourself some scotch or whisky. Then wash it down with Everclear.

tromoly > Sweet Trav 09/17/2014 at 13:39

1

Colt .45 you say? (NSFW, Language)

Too many M's > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:45

0

Interesting first choice...if you ever make it to Germany please let me buy you a proper beer.

Too many M's > Too many M's 09/17/2014 at 13:45

0

But HBD nonetheless.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > As Du Volant 09/17/2014 at 13:54

1

Marioshi > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:56

0

Dude, you are supposed to leave it IN the paper bag...

ColoradoTaco > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:57

0

On the opposite end, I haven't bought a 40oz since becoming old enough to buy one

PRBot II > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 13:58

0

You're doing it right.

Next time go for the Steel Reserve, and be amazed how buzzed you get for only $2.

Or... OR ... if you're trying to be ironic, go for Colt 45. But just remember to wrap your shwiggity-shwag up in a Swisher Sweet, and get a pack of Newports to top it off. Consume while blasting Migos from your cell and you're all set.

ttyymmnn > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 14:13

0

Hell, if you're going to buy malt liquor you should get this stuff. I haven't had it in years, at least not since they got rid of the pull-off top in favor of the screw cap. The pull-off tops were great because then they really did look like hand grenades. But anyway, congratulations. You've taken your first step into a larger world. For better or worse.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 15:16

3

ignore the non believers, but tis a slippery slope. The smooth hit (& volume) of a fine 40 or deuce deuce is irreplaceable by any craft or lesser beer.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 15:49

0

Naw bro, foo-ty five.

Happy drunkyday though!

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 16:34

0

You picked the right drink don't listen to the naysayers. Well done.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 23:34

0

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Your boy, BJR 09/17/2014 at 23:37

0

orcim > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/18/2014 at 03:35

0

Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine. That was fucking 40 year ago and it's still a vivid memory. Especially the color and textures that resulted.

orcim > Your boy, BJR 09/18/2014 at 03:45

0

Cool. You're there.

Now - understand just one thing. There are a *million* flavors, at *all* price levels, for the experience of alcohol. Don't get into a rut - expand, grow, make your senses (especially smell and taste) *work*. Not to mention calibrating volume to effect, taste to enjoyment, or image to what your drinking... and that last can be significant. You go to an informal job interview after the formal session and order a cheap alcohol, you're screwed. You need to develop your palette, tastes and most importantly, your *opinions* about what's good, what does the job, and what you'd never do again (given the choice.)

DD, Burn, Track. You know the drill.

PS: I've always said that if you don't like something once, you need to try it at least once again. In the case of certain alcohols, I would say that when you don't like it, you need to try it at least 3-4 times again. Reason: you're changing all the time and input changes you. I use to hate single malt scotches, but under the rigorous applications of friends at the time, finally came to understand and love them ( though frankly, they still confuse me, but it's a happy confused.)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > orcim 09/18/2014 at 08:30

0

yuck. Haha. I'm thinking mine was some sort of case of beer, maybe Labatts or something.

macanamera > Your boy, BJR 09/18/2014 at 12:05

1

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Mattbob > Your boy, BJR 09/19/2014 at 10:29

0

I like your style.