Introducing the answer to a question nobody asked.

"crazedclay: SBC murderer" (crazedclay)
09/17/2014 at 01:02 • Filed to: None

... But should have.

Super duper twin turbo diesel v12 (in my fantasy) bumper car.

Traffic? Make a lane.

Rear ended? Fight back with extreme prejudice.

Militant Cyclists? *boop*

Need a space? Make one.

Picket line? Not on my sidewalk, pinkos.

Want to go bowling? Find a herd of smart cars.

Want to go neon bowling? Find a herd of Mirage.

Autocross... In a straight line.

Laugh in the face of errant shopping carts.

Shrug off low slung animals, Girl Scouts, and rational motoring decisions.

Youabian Puma? Youabian roadkill.

Dealer may sell for less. OAC. Terms and conditions may apply. Brady exempt.

All Motor Is Best Motor > crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/17/2014 at 01:05

I'm not sure if it's that i'm drunk or that this is just fucking awesome, but this is fucking awesome.

Kinja'd!!!

All Motor Is Best Motor > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
09/17/2014 at 01:07

HIGH FIVE

*smack*

mcseanerson > crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/17/2014 at 01:12

Militant Cyclists? *boop*

I always knew you were my favorite Canadian. Phil Hartman gets second place though.

Agrajag > crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/17/2014 at 01:14

You left out, cruise down to Toschi Station to pick up power converters.

I found it's engine:

I love it.

When I first saw that a few months back, the level of want was intense. Still is intense.

shop-teacher > crazedclay: SBC murderer
09/17/2014 at 07:37

"Want to go neon bowling? Find a herd of Mirage."

Bwahahahaha!

Is financing available?