I'm Pleased With Myself.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 09/16/2014 at 19:31 • Filed to: None

3

12

I flirted with the girl at the front desk earlier today and got my work order bumped to the front of a 4 day line. Maintenance came half an hour after I talked to her. 10 out of 10, would do again.

desertdog5051 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 19:36

1

Damn, Dwhite. You must be a smooth talker. Care to share your secrets? :)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > desertdog5051 09/16/2014 at 19:38

1

Smile, speak in a kind but confident voice, and emphasize how you will smell like ass if you shower doesnt get fixed and the microwave is the only way you can cook.

treesmakewater > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 19:41

0

Damn another advantage that social skills would give me (I've had the same group of friends almost my entire life, so yeah).

4 days is a lot of saved time

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > treesmakewater 09/16/2014 at 19:44

2

I grew up with two very outgoing sisters with big groups of friends so I became comfortable around girls at a young age. Almost to a fault though, I struggle to find guys to watch football with...

treesmakewater > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 19:51

0

I've always had problems with meeting people when I'm on my own, completely different when I'm in a group though. I too struggle to find people to watch football with (only one of my freinds watches football)

PatBateman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 19:57

0

Now you have to take her on a date. Dem are the rules.

yamahog > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 20:11

2

How it really went down:

Dwhite: "So, uhhh, come here often?"

Front desk girl: "Teehee! One second while I check on your car!"

Front desk girl to maintenance crew: "Can you guys get a move on?? This dude won't leave me alone!!"

;)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > yamahog 09/16/2014 at 20:16

0

I'm loving the confidence here...

But I'm sure you have sorts of great stories of horrible flirting attempts.

yamahog > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/16/2014 at 20:27

2

Oh, do I!

>be me, wearing shorts

>two dudes in a Taurus

>"Excuse me, miss?"

>yea, can I help you?

>"We just wanted to know if you had a permit?"

>you for real right now

>"A permit for them thighs"

THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW THAT EXPRESSION WORKS YOU GUYS SUCK AT THIS

Leadbull > yamahog 09/16/2014 at 20:32

1

Well...

Do you have a permit for them thighs?

yamahog > Leadbull 09/16/2014 at 20:34

0

Luckily, Michigan is an open-carry state!

Leadbull > yamahog 09/16/2014 at 20:37

1

I need to move there.

Then I could wear running shorts in public.