"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/16/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: None
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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/16/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: None | 5
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Here is a complete breakdown of what is and isn't allowed on them:
WHAT IS ALLOWED
- Acknowledgement that a driver message has been heard.
- Lap or sector time detail.
- Dinner plans.
- Lap time detail of a competitor.
- Dinner plans of a competitor.
- Gaps to a competitor during a practice session or race.
- "Harder", "Harder!", "Faster", "FASTER!!", "OH YES, YES, YES, AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
- Helping with warning if cops are coming.
- Giving the gaps between cars in qualifying so as to better position the car for a clear lap.
- Danger to manifold warning.
- Drink choice at the next pit stop.
- Number of laps a competitor has done on a set of tyres during a race.
- Drink specification of a competitor.
- Indication of a potential problem with a competitor's car during a race.
- Information concerning a competitors likely race strategy.
- Bribes to the FIA and race officials.
- Yellow flags, blue flags, Safety Car deployment or other cautions.
- High Scores.
- How many tickets needed for the teddy bear.
WHAT IS NOT ALLOWED
- Sector time detail of a competitor and where a competitor is faster or slower.
- Adjustment of power unit settings.
- Adjustment of power unit setting to de-rate the systems.
- Adjustment of gearbox settings.
- Answers to homework and test questions.
- Learning of gears of the gearbox (will only be enforced from the Japanese GP onwards).
- Strong Pornography.
- Balancing the SOC [state-of-charge of batteries] or adjusting for performance.
- Information stock prices.
- Information on level of fuel saving needed.
- Information about Scientology.
- Information on tyre pressures or temperatures (will only be enforced from the Japanese GP onwards).
- Information on differential equations.
- Selfies.
- Start maps related to clutch position, for race start and pit stops.
- Information on COD maps or settings, e.g. bite point.
- Information about what's trending on Twitter.
- Burn-outs prior to race starts.
- Dick pics.
- Information on BBW's.
- Warning on brake wear or temperatures (will only be enforced from the Japanese GP onwards).
- Selection of driver default settings (other than in the case of a clearly identified mental health and pre-existing health conditions).
- Answering a direct question from a driver, e.g. "Am I even close to the right hole?" or "Come on, just the tip?"
- Any message that appears to be written in Morse, Enigma, or Konami code.
Mattbob
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2014 at 15:18 |
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is comic sans going to be allowed?
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Mattbob
09/16/2014 at 15:20 |
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Font choice must be decided by teams before the season for the whole season.
RallyWrench
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2014 at 16:28 |
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The radio rule is definitely one of the dumber things F1 has done in recent years.
CKeffer
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2014 at 16:32 |
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Yes, but Comic sans and papyrus both come with a -100 point penalty for the constructors championship, due to poor taste.
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/16/2014 at 17:03 |
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I can't tell which is worse, this or double points.....