I'm currently writing a paper about a topic...

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That I know absolutely nothing about.

I got the assignment last week. It is due Thursday. At first, I reacted the same way I react to any and all assignments:

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The topic is 'media coverage during the Vietnam War' which sounds like a very interesting topic. I am supposed to dissect potential media bias and argue for or against the point that the unregulated nature of the press corpse during Vietnam lead to a distinctly anti-U.S. government slant. Again, this sounds vastly interesting, though it would be more interesting if I could intelligently comment on the subject. Today, I learned that page one is due tomorrow, and considering the amount I have researched this topic, my level of concern can only be described as:

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But don't worry, guys. I'm well versed in the ways of creative fiction writing. I got this... Maybe...

I hope...

O Wikipedia, who art in the internet,
hallowed be thy URL,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in the internet.
Give us this day our daily dose of Vietnam related information.
And forgive us our procrastination,
as we forgive those
who make it impossible to focus.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Oppo.
For thine is my GPA,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.

(I don't know why that felt necessary)
(I'm an atheist so I literally had to google the lord's prayer in order to do that)
(Why am I so good at procrastinating)
(HELP)

Have an Aston.

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And another

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/15/2014 at 23:24

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Im sure there is a polandball comic bit on the subject you could elaborate a page about....


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > MountainCommand
09/15/2014 at 23:30

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Essentially

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Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/15/2014 at 23:55

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We all know that research paper feel.

I've got a twelve pager due in November. Will probably push it off until then.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/16/2014 at 00:04

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Mine the Wikipedia footnotes for legitimate sources.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Leadbull
09/16/2014 at 00:08

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Last semester I wrote over 60 pages for my creative writing seminar. Two stories, 25+ pages each, and some smaller stuff. Everything was put off until at least two days before, at which point my I would get drunk with my friend (who was also in the class) and just write while watching movies or listening to music or something. The next day was spent deciphering my drunken typing, but, hey, I got an A+ in the class.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Conan
09/16/2014 at 00:09

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The Wikipedia gods have been oh so merciful this time around. I am mining and coming up with huge nuggets of primary and secondary source gold.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/16/2014 at 00:10

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Excellent. It's not about knowing stuff so much as knowing how to learn the stuff. Good luck!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/16/2014 at 00:11

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That I know absolutely nothing about.

Welcome to academia.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/16/2014 at 00:16

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I've been meaning to take a creative writing class at some point, but just haven't gotten around to it yet.

It sounds more fun than research based stuff, although that can be interesting.