"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860)
09/15/2014 at 16:16 • Filed to: Craigslist
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"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860)
09/15/2014 at 16:16 • Filed to: Craigslist | 6
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For sale today I have the most jdm thing any of you have ever seen. This 1996 acura integra is the absolute pinnacle of vagina annihilation. It is in near pristine condition worthy of a museum or two aside from all the issues. I feel it is also worth noting this car was actually made in japan. That's right homeboy, unlike your civic that came from Indiana.
Onto the real shit. It's powered by a gear banging B20B motor that came out of a crv I think from the 90's. It pulls like a tractor on steroids and produces a butthole bleeding 150 or so horsepowers when it starts. It does sometimes take upwards of a fortnight to turn over, so the starter may have gone the way of disco.
Now this monster of an engine is mated to the real deal. A GSR LSD tranny. It shifts smoother than your sisters oiled up tits and with the shorththrow shifter installed, it's shorter and quicker than a cummins owners penis.
Now you know this beast hauls more ass than you can fathom, you probably wonder how it drives. It's got some blue ass lowering springs and adjustable sleeves so you can put this bitch on the ground or take it off road all damn day. The struts have been blown harder than a Taiwanese hooker with one leg and a ballsack that shouldn't fuckin be there. So it does squeak every time you go over a bump or turn in the road over 1mm tall. Not a real issue if you ask me. You can't really hear it because of the ....
LOUD NOISES. It's loud as fuck!!! Fuck air intakes! This pussyslayer runs on an open throttle body. Mufflers? Grandpa has one on his fuckin Buick. Not this thing. It'll rattle the windows of your house, kill your brain cells, make you question your sanity. Cops fuckin love it.
Its got a mint condition GSR leather interior prior to the raccoon incident. Raccoons and leather ain't go together to well as you can see from the photos, on the upside. They didn't get to the backseat, so when your fuckin your bitch, you know it's gon be comfy.
It comes on original BMW bottle cap wheels off of like an 80's model. Classier than porn from the 60's. Fuck.
This beauty comes equipped with a pioneer stereo head, and at least 2/3 of the speakers still work. all windows and locks work, although some take longer than others. You can't use the glovebox, because that's where the ecu is for quick access for all your sick jdm tunes your gonna be running. The speedo don't work anymore either from being maxed out too many times. Mileage is unknown because the cluster came out of some other car. No idea. Maybe like a Pontiac.
It also comes with a big ass thing of oil, an original jdm initial d oil cap, and maybe some more air in the tires. Contact !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for any questions about it and to throw cash at it. Asking like $1500ish obo. Trade for a miata. Or whatever really. Offer anything. Furniture. Trailer, cattle, I'm open to what the fuck ever.
jkm7680
> Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
09/15/2014 at 16:18 |
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Include: "It hasn't been stolen yet."
Great one though, Haha.
thismightbemylastburner
> Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur
09/15/2014 at 16:32 |
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Holy shit that was annoying. Anyone making it through that will need to ask mom for an allowance advance to make an offer.