I never made a proper introduction

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/15/2014 at 18:09 • Filed to: None

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So I'll introduce you to my dog instead, his name is Zorro and he is a Poodle. Also, if you have any questions regarding myself, feel free to ask, I think it's better than a introduction.

Have a Maserati.

treesmakewater > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 13:14

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Why won't your Citroen start?

My citroen won't start > treesmakewater 09/15/2014 at 13:17

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Ah, that is a very good question, because it is french and fidgety. (It wouldn't start a day after I bought it, so I called the dealer and he asked if I was enjoying the car, so I answered "my citroen won't start")

Mattbob > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 13:19

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what is the displacement of the maser engine?

My citroen won't start > Mattbob 09/15/2014 at 13:28

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4.7 V8

treesmakewater > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 13:52

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so your car follows the French work ethic?

JGrabowMSt > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 14:20

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what was your driving force behind getting a maserati?

How nice is the exhaust through a concrete tunnel?

Klaus Schmoll > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 16:13

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Which country are you from? I never quite got the plates to match a market where they sell Citroens. Belgium?

And French cars and not starting? My friend had a 2002?? Megane (the duck arse generation). One day it wouldn't start at all. The next day all was fine and no error codes could be read. The Renault dealership had it for several days tried everything within their power and couldn't find anything wrong with it. He ended up trading it in.

My citroen won't start > Klaus Schmoll 09/15/2014 at 16:15

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I live in Brazil, the same thing happened to me haha.

My citroen won't start > JGrabowMSt 09/15/2014 at 16:15

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Oh, that Maserati is not mine haha.

JGrabowMSt > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 17:07

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bummer! I know a guy with a little Spyder, and he's been having more and more trouble with it recently.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 18:14

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Where in Brazil and can you hook me up with a hot wife and/or a couch to crash for the Olympics soz I can find a hot wife? Have you more than one citroen? A highschool sweetheart was from Manaus, had a black Peugeot 206 that would never start either. I guess the French like to dick over everyone, equally

desertdog5051 > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 19:15

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Since you have been here a while, I will not send my customary welcome. Brasil, huh? Another pin on the map. Welcome.

My citroen won't start > treesmakewater 09/15/2014 at 19:31

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Basically yes.

My citroen won't start > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 09/15/2014 at 19:32

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I do have a beach house that stays unoccupied for long periods of time. I have two Citroen as of now, but I'm selling the C4 to buy a sunday cruiser.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > My citroen won't start 09/15/2014 at 21:10

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Cool, buy a Jag. Nice fluffy pup fro my newfs would approve

My citroen won't start > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 09/15/2014 at 21:25

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I'm between a Jag, a Range Rover and Alfa 164.