How to feel like shit for being American

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09/15/2014 at 00:54 • Filed to: None

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Step 1: Go to YouTube

Step 2: Type in "R34 GTR"

Step 3: Select any video

Step 4: Read the massive circle jerk we call comments saying "RIP Paul Walker" and "I'd murder my dog/sister/postman/penis/family/country for this car"

Step 5: Cry.

Warning: Opinion follows. It's dangerous to go alone....

This massive obsession with the Skylines on YouTube and a few forums, especially R34s, has got to stop. Yes, they're great cars. Yes, they weren't sold in America. Yes, they look good. Buuuuuut half of these people haven't even seen one in person, let alone heard it or gotten a ride in it. It's kind of crazy to have such an obsession with something you don't even know that much about! So many people who idolize these don't know anything about them. Heck, some think it's RWD and has a V8 (Actually have heard 3 people say that).

End opinion.

I know not everyone will agree, but I think it's silly to have such a fixation just because you can't have something.


DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 00:56

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those european 14 year olds are much worse. Type "Audi" or "fifth gear" then read the comments lol


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 00:59

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How to feel better.

Step 1: Join this game of CAH


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 01:01

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"Boo hoo look at me the poor Yankee surrounded by endlessly available, endlessly tuneable cars that only cost a month's wages and a case of Bud! Whatever will I do with all this nearly-zero fuel tax, full-size pickups, and new V8 family sedans so ubiquitous they're typecast as boring rental cars! Whaaa!"

I hope your Hell is paying 100% taxes on a sub-1 liter Nissan Micra diesel that you can't afford to drive because the congestion tax where you work is an entire day's wages, not that your daily fuel ration could get you to work anyway. Oh and have fun in jail if you think about modifying that car in any way.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 01:06

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Forbidden fruit syndrome. Same reason why I have to change my pants when I see any picture of an RS6 Avant


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 01:07

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How to feel like shit for being American:

Step 1: Search RHD Forster STI on Youtube
Step 2: Watch any video
Step 3: Cry

It's an easier process.


Kinja'd!!! samssun > For Sweden
09/15/2014 at 01:12

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Elections have consequences. Our control freaks just haven't pushed us as far down the road to serfdom as most other places, but we're still headed that direction.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > For Sweden
09/15/2014 at 01:17

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You jelly?


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 01:32

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way to feel like sh*t for being American,

Step one: look out onto a road

2: see another driver

3: cry because they should not be allowed to drive.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 01:57

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I blame Gran Tourismo ... American kids had never heard of a Skyline before GT .


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 02:29

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Call me when Miata obsession and fixation dies down; which is never. :p


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > pdthedeuce
09/15/2014 at 03:07

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yeah , I know ...Turismo ...


Kinja'd!!! TheStraightSixKid > For Sweden
09/15/2014 at 03:40

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Move?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > E30Joe drives a Subaru
09/15/2014 at 06:58

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DAMN YOU


Kinja'd!!! Count Smorkula > E30Joe drives a Subaru
09/15/2014 at 07:42

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Do these not exist in America? I park next to one in my office parking lot pretty often.


Kinja'd!!! E30Joe drives a Subaru > Count Smorkula
09/15/2014 at 11:11

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Nope, no FSTI's in America and it makes me sad.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > pdthedeuce
09/15/2014 at 14:25

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Same with EVOs. Granted Hot Rod Magazine did run some articles on GTRs and EVOs in the late '90s.


Kinja'd!!! kalabaddon > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 14:29

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the GTR, while a nice car was SOOOO overrated. I have mentioned before in another post but the 1999 MR2 turbo out performed the R34 GTR in almost all aspects. but good luck getting a R34 fan to believe you...


Kinja'd!!! techinsanity2011 > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 14:49

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Actually, this one DOES have a v8.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > Dsscats
09/15/2014 at 14:56

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I would rather cry at the lack of BA Falcons in the US. I would love to Daily drive this with my two kids seats in the back.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > kalabaddon
09/15/2014 at 15:04

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I have a friend that was stationed in Okinawa who owned a Skyline and he said it was fun but overrated.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > kalabaddon
09/15/2014 at 15:42

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I find that a bit hard to believe