Hmmmm, I want this.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 09/14/2014 at 19:59 • Filed to: PORSCHE

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Yeah, it's got wheels that really don't belong on anything short of a slab and a pretty horrible color. But it's still a 1970 whale tail 911 Targa for only $15,500.

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roflcopter > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:05

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Why is it pulled up on a board?

jkm7680 > roflcopter 09/14/2014 at 20:06

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THANKS OBAMA.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:08

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Values are skyrocketing alright, on non-basterdized original cars! Then ya had to go and slap on a 964 front end on it and make it a fucking slab. I 'oughta kill you were you stand. (O_0)

roflcopter > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:09

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jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:10

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I'd save it from the abusive owner who SlabauglynotfromtherightPorscheafied it.

And I've been waiting to use this Gif for hooours.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:19

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I'll kill'em dead!!

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:23

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Can I help you with that?

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:24

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Hey! Those aren't fuckin' swangas! Those are Daytons. Theres a big difference. (personally, daytons are kinda understate)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:26

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Hell yeah! Light'em up!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/14/2014 at 20:26

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Yup, but they'd look better on a slab than a Porsche. I can totally imagine a 'Cutlass Supreme with them, but if I try to picture them on a Porsche, it saddens me.

Oh, and I've created these.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:27

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Alright, I'll bring the flamethrowers. You've got the grenades.

I'll also bring some snacks.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:28

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Can I bring agent orange and napalm?

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:29

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THAT is not THIS

There's a DIFFERENCE between SLABS and LOWRIDERS. Two totally different automotive subcultures. sheesh.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/14/2014 at 20:32

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But Slab stands for "Slow, loud and bangin." Can't you be slow loud and bangin with Daytons instead of Swangas?

I'd totally rock a '64 lowrider though.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:33

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Yeah, but it wouldn't be a SLAB.

Conan > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:33

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If you're comfortable with its targaness go for it. Seems like a better deal than one that could IMS nuke itself in many ways.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:33

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You got it!

I've already got literally TONS of C4 just waiting for this moment.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/14/2014 at 20:35

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What do you consider this one?

An Oppo guide book to these cultures should be created.

jkm7680 > Conan 09/14/2014 at 20:35

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If only I had enough cash sitting around to be able to rip the ugly out.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:37

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That's neither SLAB nor Lowrider. That's a Buick on Dubs.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:37

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Phuckit! Lemme go get my Mustang!

.50 cal!!!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/14/2014 at 20:39

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Ok, you win.

Here is your prize.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:41

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Good, good. I've got the tank at my place.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:43

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THAT'S a SLAB.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:44

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What kind?

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 09/14/2014 at 20:45

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I've got the differences down now, you know who I've got to apologize to....AGAIN.

Mr. Celing, Floor, Wall .

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:47

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M1 Abrams, It's just parked outside my front door. The meter maid looks terrified.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:48

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I better get my boat then.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 20:50

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Yeah, we've got to get him from the land air and sea.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 20:59

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Do you think I need a bigger boat?

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:01

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Yeah, I'd say so. This guy is an esteemed criminal that is highly dangerous, or something like that.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 21:07

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Bigger?

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:09

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I've got the USS Nimmitz at my disposal.

This'll do quite nicely.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 21:17

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That's boring! We need to do this the classic way; fast and loud!

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:18

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That would be a better approach. From all sides, loud and fast.

But how will the Porsche be evac'd.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 21:22

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Easy..

Very simple, we need a massive disposable income to build a faster than light space ship with the ability to instantly jump from one place to the next and we need to build a teleporter. We transport it on board, then...

GTFO OF THERE AS ALL HELLFIRE COMES RAINING DOWN ON THE SOB!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:24

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Ok, I'll just list the Nimmitz on Craigslist.

This will work K-Roll, this will work.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 21:26

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IT MUST!

There's only one alternative left, should it fail.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:27

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And what would that be?

This car must be rescued from hostile territory as soon as possible.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 21:28

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That's the problem with the alternative...

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 21:30

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Ah, I see.

Why not just buy it? Then harass the owner.

benchslap > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 23:33

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Well it's a Targa and a T, so it was hard to make it much worse than it already was. But somehow that guy succeeded.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 09/15/2014 at 09:17

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.......I don't even.