Save a 930 Oppo?

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
09/14/2014 at 19:08 • Filed to: Porsche

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Still there, I know. I've got some very up close pics of it now as it sits today. 9/14/14

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Looks like there was an oil leak while it was sitting here.

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The interior looks pretty clean. You probably can't tell from the heavy tint, but there are Recaros in there.

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The surface rust this is all the rust that's on the visible body. :(

No dents in the body from what I can see.

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Could we maybe setup a coin fund to save this poor Porsche from it's 10+ years of torture?? Just imagine if everyone gave a quarter every now and then, even if it took awhile. I still firmly believe this is a car worth saving no matter what. What do you say Oppo? Save a 930?


DISCUSSION (67)


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:11

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I've already made a promise to myself that when I get the money I'm going to at least make an attempt to buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:14

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What year is the tag?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Sweet Trav
09/14/2014 at 19:15

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Not sure. Any way I can check?


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:16

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The expiration on the tag on the license plate would tell you the last year it was on the road.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
09/14/2014 at 19:16

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Perhaps we could make a joint buy attempt? Double the money and odds hopefully?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Sweet Trav
09/14/2014 at 19:20

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I'd have to go back and check.


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:22

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zoom in on your photo of the plate.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Sweet Trav
09/14/2014 at 19:28

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I've tried, I can't read it. :(


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:29

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Quite the find! Is it parked behind a shop or something?


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:32

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oof. That thing could use some love.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:33

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Tires look like potenzas, so they are most likely somewhere in the 6-10 year old range. They still have air as well.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/14/2014 at 19:33

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Gas station down the street from my house where it's been for 10+ years. You've never seen it before?? It's made countless post on here in the last couple years:

These are just two of them.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/anyone-remembe…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/this-porsche-h…


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PushToStart
09/14/2014 at 19:34

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Soo much love!! :(


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
09/14/2014 at 19:35

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Unfortunately the car doesn't run, according to it's horrible "owner".


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:35

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Have you ever tried to find out whose car it is?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PushToStart
09/14/2014 at 19:38

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I know who the owner is, he's a jerk of an owner. He's the one that's left it out to rot like this for more than 10 years! Lies about it too. And won't sell it for what it's worth in that condition. That won't stop me from trying to save it one day.


Kinja'd!!! Vi517, JDX Racing > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:47

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I has a sad. Poor 930 :(


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:48

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This saddens me, and I want it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vi517, JDX Racing
09/14/2014 at 19:49

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We have to save it!


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 19:49

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damn, that's sad. How does he lie about it/what does he want for it


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PushToStart
09/14/2014 at 19:53

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I can tell you he wants more than it's worth sitting as is(Too much). And he told me that it belonged to someone else, his "friend". In truth, I found out from my friend who has a friend that is family friends with the owner that it actually is his and he lied to my face; a college student with no intentions of buying it and only wanted to know more about it and nothing else.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:01

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Seems like a bit of an ass, too bad the car got caught up in it.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:02

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Keep in mind that I was on leave from oppo for the past 2 years haha all the same, I hope it gets saved


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/14/2014 at 20:05

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I didn't know that, I've only been here since November '13. Hopefully within the next decade it'll be saved.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > PushToStart
09/14/2014 at 20:06

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It really is a shame. I retain hope that it can be saved someday; sooner rather than later.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:07

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Just steal the bugger and register it in another state on an abandoned title thing before the garage dude reports it stolen. Foolproof!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/14/2014 at 20:20

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How foolproof?


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:42

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You probably won't end up in prison. Look into it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/14/2014 at 20:45

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Seriously? ;P


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:46

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We need to save it and make it into this.

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > No Prius Needed
09/14/2014 at 20:48

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We can't. It's not a 964 Turbo. -_-


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 20:50

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We just need Kitami Jun to tune it.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:04

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Need someone with disposable income to buy an old 930?

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:08

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Really?? :D

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Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:17

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I would rescue it for 2k to make the school's BMW owner cry because my car would be better.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:17

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Now my plan for this car would be to purposely trash the exterior a bit more, fix up the motor, strip the interior, and make it into a rally car..........because reasons.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:18

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I agree with fixing the motor...Can it at least do a Tour de'Oppo before rally car?


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:21

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Oh well, maybe he just needs to save up to get the stuff needed to fix it. Probably no the case here, but I know that I must have looked that way with my S, as it sat for a long time before I was able to get her back into road legal condition.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:24

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No.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
09/14/2014 at 21:24

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But if he really cared, you'd think he'd at least cover it up in the winter or in bad weather?? But no. How it sits now is how it is all year-round; no cover or anything to protect it. It can sometimes be found with trash on it too.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:25

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Why?


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:25

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAIT! I ALMOST MDE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE! IM GOING TO MAKE A 930 RSR CLONE!

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Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:26

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SEE MY OTHER RESPONSE I HAVE A MUCH BETTER PLAN


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:28

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That's.....

BETTER!! :D


Kinja'd!!! BJ > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/14/2014 at 21:29

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Crimes that cross state lines become federal crimes, no? (I have no idea, everything I know about American law learned from tv, mostly from Law & Order.)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:30

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Remember our conversation from last night - live your life, just learn lessons as they show up. I want to make a base 911 that needs some love into a rallycross car. But a turbo? RSR all day, err'day. .......Now I need to save up some money before christmas because my only other option is to cash out a 401k from my old job and that's a dumb idea.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:32

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Oh wait, you're actually serious about this? :O


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:40

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I'm selling my Audi so why not? If I could snag it for a cheap price, storage is cheap. 930s aren't. Buy it, clean it up a bit, store it until the summer, and then get it to a friend's garage for a week or two to hammer it into a running car with a fully stocked garage. Then either drive it, or store it some more while I assemble the parts for the RSR conversion - bumpers front and rear, new wheels/tires, widebody panels. I'll probably sell the interior of this car if I got it if it's in decent enough shape to make some money back and just put in a simpler interior with non-OEM seats to support the harnesses and rollcage.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:51

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Oh.....

Well you're not gonna get it cheap or how much it should be worth. That's for sure.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/14/2014 at 21:54

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If I show up with a truck, a trailer, and cash you 'd be surprised. Plus I might get lucky and his wife/SO might be nearby. That's the best way to snag a car for cheap - play to the other family members. My dad got a really nice motorcycle after the wife came out during the haggling and basically told the guy to take the cash and get rid of it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/14/2014 at 21:58

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People have tried to get that car for a decade. You'd need like three times what it's worth in that condition to get it off him, and his wife, if he has one is never there.

This also kinda kills my plans. -_-


Kinja'd!!! iwrock > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/15/2014 at 11:30

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is it really for sale?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > iwrock
09/15/2014 at 11:35

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I wish. I bet if someone offered a large some of cash, he'd be interested.


Kinja'd!!! erikgrad > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/15/2014 at 14:15

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I've been thinking about this since you posted it last night... I wonder if he might consider a trade for a running vehicle? Since logic seems to have no place, maybe there is some "jerk gas station owner bait" that can be thrown his way that'll make him loosen up?

I think there's going to be a day where someone asks him about it, and he just gives in, unless there is some sentimental value for him.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > erikgrad
09/15/2014 at 14:19

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Maybe.... :o


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/15/2014 at 17:32

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I knew a guy who bought a couple cars at the right price by simply showing up with the cash. When the see the wrapped hundreds, they often cave in.

What do you suspect it's worth?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/16/2014 at 19:18

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:(


Kinja'd!!! tht-guy-nh > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/18/2014 at 15:39

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Not a legit turbo tail. Missing the early 2ndary vent on the back upper side. First sign it's a stock 911.


Kinja'd!!! tht-guy-nh > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/18/2014 at 15:42

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Rust at finishing seams (front and rear) where people welded on aftermarket fender flares to get the 'turbo look'. Another dead giveaway this is a fake. Just an early base 911. Even looking at the exhaust visible in one image, certainly not a 930 factory exhaust. Looks like an early 2.7L motor, or even a *gulp* 912. Sad to say but someone wanted to look the part and failed with this one-


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/30/2014 at 10:53

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This makes coco sad. Guards Red and everything.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Stef Schrader
09/30/2014 at 12:17

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It is of the most saddenings. :(

Wait, who's Coco?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/30/2014 at 12:42

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I'm coco.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Stef Schrader
09/30/2014 at 12:45

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Oh. So do I call you that now? Much confuse.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/30/2014 at 13:23

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coco (specifically, ninjacoco) was my screenname before I had to use an actual name.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Stef Schrader
09/30/2014 at 14:34

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Oh cool! So does that mean I can refer to use as either?? :-/


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/01/2014 at 00:05

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Yep. ninjastef. stefcoco. cocolump. etc.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Stef Schrader
10/01/2014 at 00:50

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Stefalump? Cocopuff? :P