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"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 09/14/2014 at 10:55 • Filed to: The Hauntiening

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Who would you haunt?

Hardibro?

Torchbro?

Ballibro?

ORLOVE'Dbro?

Travbro?

GM Corporate HQ?

Or Fill-In-The-Blank?

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 10:56

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The people at that Newport Convertibles conversion company... *haunting intensifies*

PatBateman > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 10:59

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I'm haunting Hardibro. I wrote him an email concerning the US Grand Prix and he never wrote me back. HE'S GETTING THE POLTERGEIST TREATMENT.

My citroen won't start > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:02

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Lucas Electrics

E92M3 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:03

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One of my old companies HR representatives. He got pure joy from firing people. It was his favorite thing to do. He was just evil and you could see it in his eyes. That's the only person I could think of to haunt. No I'm not jaded and I was able to outlast him. He eventually fired for a racist comment.

jkm7680 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:14

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That's a tough one. I'd like to haunt soooo many people. I'll just make a short list.

1. Whoever decided to make the current US Market A3 automatic only.

2. Whoever cancelled Futurama.

3. My Ex.

(In no particular order)

Can I be a poltergeist also?

The Transporter > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:19

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GM corporate HQ, if for no other reason than to have some company. I know that I wouldn't be the only ghost haunting those halls.

AthomSfere > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:28

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All the people at the FCC trying desperately trying to ruin the internet...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680 09/14/2014 at 11:29

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2. Fox or Comedy Central?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:29

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Mariemont Kroger.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:30

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I've got a list of suitable huantees:

Where to begin,

Silvestro: So I can bitch about the Boxtser all the time, and I can ghost him at Auto-X

Stef: We can talk Porsche all the time!!!

Denver: For haunted photography and art and such

Ford: For not giving me a damn Turbo-5 in the FoST and future FoRS, and especially for ruining the V6 for 2015.

Vince: Because why the hell not?

Oppo: I'm gonna get all of you Kinja'd every day muahahaha!!!!

Bad Idea Hat > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:33

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Patrick George.

Because he'd not only be haunted by the state of Virginia and RCR, but then would have to deal with another annoyance.

Bad Idea Hat > The Transporter 09/14/2014 at 11:33

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In GM's defense, Hummer is terrible and driven by terrible people.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:39

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Ralph "unsafe at any pulse" Nader.

You know, for the irony.

Sweet Trav > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:40

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I'd descend into Hell and kick Roger Smith's ass for destroying General Motors.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:43

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Bernie Ecclestone.

D > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 11:50

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u

scoob > D 09/14/2014 at 12:07

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wot m8

Jack Does Cars > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/14/2014 at 12:23

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MINI. Why? Becuase Countryman, Paceman, and MINI 5. Thank you for your time.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 12:32

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Lets go with both.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 13:25

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Haha Fuck yeah!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 13:29

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You know I'd do this! :P

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/14/2014 at 13:31

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If I haunted you I would Chant "FIX THE 911!" UNTIL YOU FIXED IT.

The Transporter > Bad Idea Hat 09/14/2014 at 14:12

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I'm not saying it's not, just saying that I'd have company. Horrible company, but company nonetheless.

Svend > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/15/2014 at 15:38

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I don't care about haunting as long as when I do go, I have the presence of mind as people as standing about to look at a space between them and say.

and then go.

Surely something like that would stick with those round. Lol.

wkiernan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/17/2014 at 16:41

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I'd haunt the Torch. Nothing scary or mean, but nice like Casper the Friendly Ghost. My hope is that he'd eventually draw a cartoon of my ectoplasmic self driving a ghost SAAB 96.

Think about it; a ghost could come in handy when you're fixing your car. Did you ever drop a bolt or a wrench or something in an inaccessible cranny in the engine compartment, or have to reach a connector where you can't squeeze your hand in? Similar to how they walk through walls, a ghost could waft right through all that metal and grab that thing for you.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 09/18/2014 at 00:42

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*insert popular actress or supermodel*