So I Ran Into An Outlaw Motorcycle Gang In Seattle

Kinja'd!!! "Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36)
09/13/2014 at 19:05 • Filed to: Two Wheels Bad

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As I rode down to 1st and Columbia (saw one of the controversial bike signals on Second Avenue, left turn signal [as of today, September 13th, 2014] has been !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! because people can't fucking drive ), a group of sportbike riders (50 shades of Range Rover Remembrance?) decide to blow a red light and nearly caused me to crash on my Honda.

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Because my route just so happened to be similar to theirs, I was forced to follow the group that decided it was a good idea to "raise hell" and do wheelies all while causing traffic on SR99 and parts of Marginal Way. Also, one of the female riders decided to pull back, do a wheelie right by my bike (she appeared to be riding a butchered Kawasaki Z1000) and made advances on me. Sorry, ma'am, but whoever you are, I'm taken and my girlfriend would know. I don't want to be beaten and shamed, thanks. I pretty much stopped following them as they got on the freeway, letting me zoom back to my overnight destination in the night sky.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/13/2014 at 19:20

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Giving a bad name to sportbikes, that's what some of these folks do.

Could it be Ruff Ryders?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > jkm7680
09/13/2014 at 19:31

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To be honest, I have no clue. I thought they looked like an offshoot of a Bosozoku gang gone stateside.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
09/13/2014 at 19:33

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Funky