![]() 09/13/2014 at 14:03 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Some people like putting stickers on their cars. I am not one of those people. Your car's stickers suck, and therefore you are a horrible person. Here are the worst automotive stickers, ranked, so you can know just how horrible you are.
1. Those stupid happy family decals placed in the rear window of minivans and SUVs.
2. Marathon/half marathon/10k/triathlon stickers. The world doesn't need to know about how far you ran that one time.
3a. Stickerbombing - oh look at me trololololol I don't take stuff seriously hahaha STICKERS APPLIED IN NO COHERENT PATTERN MEANS MAD TYTE DRIFTING AND STANCE BRO.
3b. The rear window diagonal roll call - minimum of one (1) illest sticker required.
4. Unlike stickerbombing and the diagonal rear window roll call where the stickers tend to be only somewhat automotive related, the front door roll call often consists of parts that are on the car, to look like the car is sponsored, except it's not. Often not particularly exciting brands.
5. Over-promising and under delivering: adding badges that don't really mean anything but make a car seem fancier. Hondas in the 90s were often the worst offenders with extraneous VTEC, Type-R and POWERED BY HONDA stickers and decals. BMW M and Mercedes AMG badges on base cars is also similar.
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How about the: "My kid goes to who gives a fuck school, and got on the honor role so I must tell the world." sticker.
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Where are the monster stickers for Bro-trucks and Wannabe Rally cars?
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I like the Ctulhu variants on the Jesus fish and stick figure family stickers.
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This is the worst. Can't stand posers...
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I would actually buy that bumper sticker
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#TavrishLyfe
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Im noticing this more and more lately- the fender stickerbomb
Im growing incredibly sick of these. Do you go offshore fishing, are you in the Navy/Marines/a profession that your office bobs up and down on the water?
This I found amusing
Because fuck your happiness
And Im sorry but nothing says "look at me I'm so special I bought an iPad therefore I must be better than you" which was originally "I use Apple cause everything else is too mainstream" (I think the hipsters are using Ubuntu now). And it is ALWAYS in the lower corner of the window - how to be discretely smug
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I've got to get one of those.
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No mention of the 3 letter city abbreviations? Your car is not a steamer chest, it doesn't need NYC, SFO, ATL or PHL stickers on it. Congratulations, you move about a country that encourages that type thing. Look at you, being normal.
And you people that stick abbreviations for cities that no one is going to figure out? Fuck you, OBX and HBT. Fuck you just like the others.
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It leads to the best question from students ever, "Mr. INSERTREALNAME, what's a Cthulhu?"
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OBX is Outer Banks, NC.
My dad actually has a BOZ sticker in the rear window of his Saab 9-3 convertible. It's for Bozman, MD where my folks have their vacation house.
I gave him a bit of a hard time about it.
![]() 09/13/2014 at 14:33 |
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Can't say I hate all stickers
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Except it's even worse when they put one of those hometown acronyms in an oval which spells it out in fine print underneath.
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I'm surprised shocker stickers didn't make the cut
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I got a 0.0 sticker recently (from signing up for the Beat the Blerch half marathon). I'm tempted to put it on my car. http://shop.theoatmeal.com/products/the-b…
![]() 09/13/2014 at 16:03 |
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Can't say I hate all stickers, as I have a few in my car. Not those, obviously... I have my Campus and Hospital parking permits on my front windshield, with a Blipshift Apex Hunting License next to them, one Oppo sticker on each quarter window, and Blipshift decal on the rear window, a LeavemealoneIknowwhatImdoing sticker on the rear hatch and a Powered by FlyArt sticker, also on the rearhatch. FlyArt is a local aeronautic workshop where I do engine repairs and tuneups, because taking my car to an auto center is too mainstream. :p
![]() 09/13/2014 at 16:07 |
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I actually like stickerbombing, guess its time to hand over my jalop-card.
![]() 09/13/2014 at 17:04 |
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I agree with most of these. I also don't think you should put a Nürburgring sticker on your car if you haven't driven it (I have, and I did). I like this one:
And I also like my subtle Piston Heads sticker:
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I rocked one of these in high school, since while on vacation once we were in a city that happened to use my initials, so I bought one.
Yep, I was cool.
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I always like the "My *insert dog breed* is smarter/faster/etc than your honor student." ones.
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Don't forget putting on track maps for tracks you've never driven on...
One of my friends does this, and I love her dearly, but it drives me insane. Just because you've *been* to a track, you don't need a track map. They sell other tourist-y stickers for a reason.
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My friend has a similar one, it's 4.048 for Road America. I like how there are getting to be "fake" ones to show how annoying the marathon ones are.
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I'be been wondering what the heck these were!
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I don't mind just one discreet Illest sticker, but a whole set of clothing brand stickers on your G37 isn't gonna do any favors.
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What about the blipshift +5hp sticker? I put one on yesterday
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OH REALLY?
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As long as my Nordschleife sticker from that one time I ran it in a rental is good, I'm cool
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I have stickers for four of the rallies I've competed in, one for Kitty Smiles Rally Adventure, and one for Doctor Who. Come at me, bro.
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And then you over take them, because they just don't have the power. To keep up with your real AMG or //M.
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This is not the worst in my opinion but one that makes sense.
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You should visit Qatar lots of Apple on the rear windows of SUVS etc. The hate grows strong with seeing them. I need to find a anti Apple car sticker to combat this.
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Ah this will do.
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that's my anti Apple sticker
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I saw a car with those family stickers on the back, but the cat one had two black stripes across with black electrical tape. Someone ran it over I guess.
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I completely agree that there probably wasn't much thought put into the choice of stickers. And I think it looks AWESOME.
PS why did pics of muscly women come up when searching flamesuit? Men defending their tastes I guess :P
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Could be half-marathon, could be driver's IQ.
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On all of my cars I have been running just two stickers. One a Nürburgring outline (I have driven the 'ring twice) and the other an Oppo sticker. On my 944 I have a little static cling thing that says M. RIOS on it.
![]() 09/15/2014 at 15:25 |
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Oh man, you would hate my car then most likely ;) Well, on top of the obvious "it's a terrible car" aspect of it.
![]() 09/15/2014 at 15:33 |
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You're right. I do hate it.
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If it makes you feel better, I probably hate it more.
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we refer to OBX as Obnoxious (though it was a great time when we were there)
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3.1 = 5k run
6.2 = 10k
13.1 = half marathon
26.2 = full
if you see numbers higher than that they run way too often and are just showing off at this point.
For the record I have a Tough Mudder Magnet on my car, at least I don't have the numbers.
First time we saw one we thought it was a radio station that was impossible to tune to.
![]() 09/19/2014 at 11:22 |
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What about my stickers?