Dear Douchebag Driver of a Silverado Bro Truck

Kinja'd!!! "Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/12/2014 at 19:41 • Filed to: None

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We know you want us all to see how sick your rimzzzz are.

We know you put 20" wheels and 38" street tires and lifted your truck because there's totally a point.

We know you totally did the lift properly and that's why the front of your truck is 4" higher than the back and that you probably didn't even change the speed sensor.

We know that your truck isn't under ANY extra strain because of these shoddy modifications.

We know your penis must be MASSIVE.

But all of that doesn't justify sitting in the fast lane at 60 MPH and holding up literally everyone.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 19:45

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Kinja'd!!! VinnieDeutsch > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 19:46

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classic. Where I live there usually speeding like mad through town and weaving in and it of traffic like they're driving a racecar in a race...either way they're usually extreme dbags.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 19:47

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But bro, the speedo says 85, I'm flyin'


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 19:50

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If only he had a CB so you could share your thoughts with him directly.

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Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 19:55

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"your" rimzzzz


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dsscats
09/12/2014 at 20:11

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That's the opposite of the usual problem.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dsscats
09/13/2014 at 15:29

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But probably not "literally" holding people up. That would be either a robbery or forced restraint, in a literary sense. And be everybody. Literally.