"IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK" (idroveapickuptruck)
09/11/2014 at 15:52 • Filed to: None
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"IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK" (idroveapickuptruck)
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Just saw this on Deadspin in the Thursday NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo, and holy crap do not mess with a Mama deer. This video starts out real cute, which is probably why the camera is on, and then goes nuts.
Holy shit. I felt bad for the dog, but at the same time I couldn't stop laughing. I am a bad person.
Hide yo dogs! Hide yo cats!
JGrabowMSt
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 15:56 |
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I support concealed carry.
Tohru
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 15:57 |
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Deer are stupid assholes. I fully encourage shooting them at every single opportunity.
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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
> Tohru
09/11/2014 at 15:59 |
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BKosher84
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:09 |
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Pet owners fault the entire way here. Momma is going to do ANYTHING necessary to protect her baby. That fawn is only a week old.. MAYBE two and mom is going to be VERY protective to anything that comes near it. Damn humans should have kept they're dogs/cats from the baby. Morons.
*This is coming from a person living in the 'burbs that regularly sees Momma Deer and her 4 couple month old fawns in his backyard regularly.*
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Tohru
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:10 |
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Louis C.K. is my spirit animal.
I once hit a deer with my car and was fully prepared to beat it to death with a tire iron but the fucking asshole deer died in the ditch before I had the opportunity. Inconsiderate fucktard.
What the stupid piece of shit deer did to my Goddamn car.
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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
> Tohru
09/11/2014 at 16:13 |
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I had two OMG SHITSHITSHIT Panic stops while towing my Lemons car back from Lubbock when I bought it, thank god I went with the trailer instead of the tow dolly. It wasn't my truck either so you can't believe how relieved I was I stopped in time. It wasn't even the first deer that was the problem, or the second it was the fucking third, 3 FUCKING DEER RAN ACROSS THE ROAD IN A FUCKING LINE, god damn it deer, scared the shit out me.
McMike
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:15 |
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That poor dog. He was just probably sitting in the grass waiting for someone to throw a stick, or licking his balls or something. It's the stalking cat that deserved the hoof.
Don't hassle the hoof.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:17 |
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damn, at least the cat got a slap in...poor dog, i am telling myself that someone came out and was able to get him indoors and he was fine
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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
> Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
09/11/2014 at 16:22 |
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After it cuts away from the dog being attacked you can hear someone say that the dog is seriously hurt :(
I still laughed.
I am a terrible person.
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:29 |
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Not at all surprised by the ending. In that doe's eyes the dog is just a big coyote/small wolf. That dog is lucky that it didn't mess with a buck. A fully grown male deer can fuck shit up.
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Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 16:33 |
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i know, but i'm still telling myself that it was fine... it was fine
fink stinger
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 17:02 |
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Every household that in a neighborhood where deer can safely thrive needs a crossbow...with a GoPro mount so that we can all enjoy killing every one of these tasty fuckers.
mcseanerson
> BKosher84
09/11/2014 at 17:20 |
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Pet owner should have pulled a bow on the deer.
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mcseanerson
> Tohru
09/11/2014 at 17:22 |
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Any Jalop who is anti-hunting has never hit a deer or been hit by one. I had one run straight out of a cornfield into the side of my Ford Aspire. The Mother Effer hit me. I never even had a chance to see him until he hit me because the corn was flush up to the road. When I tell people he hit me and not the other way around they laugh until I showed them the car. Hit both passenger door and took out my mirror. Thing didn't even die or stay down. Dropped to it's knees and was gone before I could get out of the car.
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Tohru
> mcseanerson
09/11/2014 at 17:26 |
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A deer ran into the side of Dogapult's G35 and dented up the fender, door, and quarter panel.
I think it should be okay to go deer hunting with a 40mm grenade launcher.
Hell, I would pay $500 for the opportunity to shoot a deer with an RPG-7, or with a Barrett .50 cal. I'd pay $2000 for the chance to mow down a herd of deer with a GAU-8 Avenger.
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mcseanerson
> Tohru
09/11/2014 at 17:28 |
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Where I live the deer can get so bad in town that if you pass an archery test the city will pay you to bow hunt deer in city limits.
Autofixation
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/11/2014 at 17:31 |
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I feel bad for the dog because it didn't seem to be an immediate threat. I just wish the cat would have received as brutal a beating as the dog, stupid cat! Good for the deer for not being a wuss and running away.
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Autofixation
> BKosher84
09/11/2014 at 17:32 |
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I am embarrassed to admit it, but I had a mother hen make a bloody mess out of my chest while protecting her chicks.
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Tohru
> mcseanerson
09/11/2014 at 17:33 |
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Do crossbows count? Because I'd do that in a heartbeat.
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mcseanerson
> Tohru
09/11/2014 at 17:35 |
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I believe they do.
The Biebster's got a P71 (Formerly not Justin Bieber)
> IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
09/12/2014 at 01:08 |
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Everyone in the north knows how bad a deer can fuck up a car. Bloody picture at the bottom, note the Wisconsin license plate. Luckily I live in the city but I've almost hit deer visiting my family up north many times. (We're all in Wisconsin.) I had an uncle who lost an Escort, an Aspire, and a Ram to deer. I had an aunt who hit a deer with her Dakota and the week she got it back from the shop, she hit another deer on the same road and totaled it. Basically, when you live in the rural midwest, everyone you know has had deer encounters.
