I DECLARE TODAY TO BE......

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/11/2014 at 12:53 • Filed to: None

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VAPORWARE/CONSPIRACY THURSDAY!!!!! (Because, why not?)

Have a flying car!

crowmolly > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 12:55

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Gonna try for the title vs. DNF?

Bad Idea Hat > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 12:56

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You don't want to do that.

This was a bad idea.

I have a file on this sort of thing.

Bad Idea Hat > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 12:57

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http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/intro.htm

FRANK DEC

Looney tunes personified. Rants are...you know what, let's just use an all-encompassing "offensive" here. These rants are very offensive. Good god they are offensive. They are also rambling, disjointed, and painfully hilarious.

This man was insane.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 12:58

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Conspiracy you say? Follow me.

Bad Idea Hat > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 13:02

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Til…

A man who was worried that people were controlling his mind using a clever piece of machinery to enforce their own vast conspiracy.

Note; I'm pretty sure this was the design influence for the machine in the movie Metropolis.

user314 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/11/2014 at 13:09

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This post needs some aluminum foil

Spoon II > crowmolly 09/11/2014 at 13:47

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aaaaw, this one just makes me sad :(

Philbert/Phartnagle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/13/2014 at 20:02

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I wonder if he will ever get that thing off the ground?