Once Oppo Takes Over

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/10/2014 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

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The streets will be more beautiful.

William Byrd > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 13:09

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Suck it Pamplona!

TxBrumski > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 13:10

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"And yea! On the day of the Oppo, the skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run black with rubber."

-Wert 2:13, Jalopbook NIV

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TxBrumski 09/10/2014 at 13:25

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I forget, does this happen before or after the "great dragoning of the beige"

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 13:29

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Pumas for everyone!

Lekker > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 14:53

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during

Stephen Krogmeier > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 15:26

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I expect more brown wagons on the day of rapture.

TxBrumski > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/10/2014 at 15:49

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Just a little before but after the "Second Coming of Caswell". The "Great Dragoning of the Beige" is the fourth chapter in the Book of Wert. And I quote from the good book:

"Lo, the followers of the Beige bought Camrys and Altimas and Accords, and it was boring. Wert said unto his followers, 'Go and dragon the Beige, lest they convince others to purchase boring cars too!' And the Jalops went forth and dragoned the Camrys and Altimas and Accords with great fervor. The owners of the Beige saw this and horror befell their driveways. With their cars dragoned, the owners of the Beige vowed to never purchase another boring mid-sized FWD car again. Miata sales increased and all was good."

-Wert 4:8-13, Jalopbook NIV