What Would A Car Fantasy Lineup Look Like?

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Hardigree" (matthardigree)
09/10/2014 at 11:19 • Filed to: Open thoughts

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Thinking of doing something along the lines of "What's your fantasy car draft lineup look like?" and make a sheet that has specific positions for specific types of cars. That's on what would be what?

For example:

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Here are some early thoughts:

QB: Supercar

RB: Sports Car/GT

WR: Sedan

TE: Wagon/Crossover

Kicker: Hot hatch/microcar

Defense: SUV/Truck

Thoughts? General Rules?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:23

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I think that is likely a good set up but I have no idea how they would be scored compared to other teams.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:23

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Coach: Automotive Exec (I call Musk)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:29

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That could work, I would rate each on data points we already have like HP, TQ, 0-60, 1/4 mile, tow rating, cargo capacity, etc.

As far as how it works week to week. Sales figures? Most hits or mentions on Jalopnik/Oppo?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:30

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7 points for a new fast lap.

3 points per bs automotive award

1 point per mention in an article


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:31

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QB: Koenigsegg One:1

RB: Aston Martin Vantage GT

WR: E39 M5

TE: Cadillac CTS-V

Kicker: Nissan Juke GTR

Defense: Knight XL


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:31

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That's pretty spot on, Matt.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:36

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Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:49

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QB - Hot hatch/crossover. It has to do everything well all the time, while carrying the entire team and showing flashes of brilliance. Can't afford to have it break down like a supercar.

RB - Miata/small GT/sports car. Fairly interchangeable... some are considerably better than others but that makes them much more expensive. You can have a backfield full of Miatas or spring for the F12 Berlinetta (Charles/AP) and hope it doesn't end up in the shop.

WR - These are your high flyers... built for the track. Loud, obnoxious, posters for your wall. Calvin Johnson/AJ Green/Dez Bryant are Pagani Huayras. Jordy Nelson/Steve Smith/Wes Welker are Boxsters/Caymans.

TE - Fast SUVs. X5M/Jeep GC SRT. Have to be large enough to slow down the dumptrucks but quick enough to make space in the secondary.

K - Camrys/Accords/Malibus. No one cares, one is probably as good as the next.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:49

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Needs an "Injured reserved" selection.

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Kinja'd!!! BarryDanger > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 11:51

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My team is a bit older - maybe Superbowl XX?

QB: Ferrari 288 GTO

RB1: Alfa Montreal

RB2: 1967 Pontiac GTO

WR: Aston Martin Lagonda

TE: AMG Hammer Wagon

Kicker: Toyota Starlet/Datsun 510?

Defense: 1972 Blazer or 1st gen bronco


Kinja'd!!! Raphmoe > BrtStlnd
09/10/2014 at 12:00

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DEF?


Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > Raphmoe
09/10/2014 at 12:01

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MOS is my favorite DEF.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 12:03

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This would get complicated quick, once points are involved. How does one score?


Kinja'd!!! Raphmoe > BrtStlnd
09/10/2014 at 12:03

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o, fo sho


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > BrtStlnd
09/10/2014 at 12:04

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I would take Jordy over Dez any dayyyy


Kinja'd!!! Chatham Harrison dba SPANFELLER DELENDUS EST > BrtStlnd
09/10/2014 at 16:01

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DEF - Subcompacts, hot or otherwise. A few standout choices, then a big sea of mediocrity, plus a few absolute turds. Unless you have a Fiesta ST or a Sonic RS, you're best off playing matchups. Euro hot hatches are illegal, much as most defense is illegal in the NFL today.


Kinja'd!!! Sir HoonsAlot > Matt Hardigree
09/10/2014 at 21:38

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I'd put sports cars as the WR and sedans as the RB


Kinja'd!!! Motonaut > William Byrd
09/11/2014 at 16:01

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Dibs on Sergio!