"SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)" (sammauri)
09/09/2014 at 23:49 • Filed to: None | 9 | 57 |
And I think they're more attractive than a 911. There, I said it.
I saw one on campus today in a beautiful grey color. I'm smitten. Better start saving my pennies.
GhostZ
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:51 | 2 |
They look better than all but the highest-trim 911s, a la GT2 and GT3.
Supercharged-V8-Jag
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:51 | 1 |
I'll agree with that..
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> GhostZ
09/09/2014 at 23:53 | 2 |
Yup. I can agree with that. I've driven all kinds of 911's and a few Boxters, but never a Cayman. I'm curious. Time to put on some nice clothes, got to the Porsche dealership, and pretend daddy's buying me a graduation present.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:54 | 0 |
I agree. There is few german cars I am totally, unconditionally smitten with. The Porsche Cayman and 928 being 2 of them.
lonestranger
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:54 | 0 |
Yep. Too bad there's no factory wheels that I like, but oh well.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:55 | 0 |
Me too. But if I may, suggest an even cooler lead pic to use. :P
I love this pic.
mcseanerson
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:55 | 0 |
I saw a black 911 and a black Cayman both with georgia plates moving along I71 south in Columbus, Ohio a couple years ago and something about them made me think it was for a car magazine.
Beautiful cars, both of them.
YSI-what can brown do for you
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:56 | 1 |
I am going to wait and see how low the price can go. Cause these would make excellent track cars!
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> lonestranger
09/09/2014 at 23:57 | 0 |
I would get the 20" 911 Turbo Design wheels, like in the picture I posted. I think those are actually a great set of wheels.
Okay, now I have to go build one.
Big Bubba Ray
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/09/2014 at 23:57 | 0 |
I love this section of the Cayman SO MUCH. I can't even describe what it is that I find so attractive about it.
Leadbull
> lonestranger
09/09/2014 at 23:58 | 2 |
These wheels are like my favoritest wheels in the history of like evar dude.
grahamrh808
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:00 | 0 |
I totally agree with you...they look better, have better weight distribution, and they're cheaper. Ok, less expensive.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Big Bubba Ray
09/10/2014 at 00:01 | 2 |
All of it. Those curves. Those hips. All of it.
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> grahamrh808
09/10/2014 at 00:01 | 0 |
Either way...
lonestranger
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:03 | 1 |
Regular Cayman S wheels for me, though I do like the Platinum finish.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/10/2014 at 00:03 | 0 |
That is an awesome picture, but I really wanted to show off dat ass ;)
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> YSI-what can brown do for you
09/10/2014 at 00:05 | 0 |
I would love to track one of these. Even an older one.
Shit, I would love to track anything. I am in desperate need of a track car.
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:05 | 0 |
Porsche needs to give all frequent Opponauts a Cayman GTS for free. We'll write nice things about it that will make it to the FP. Mad marketing, yo
PushToStart
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:06 | 0 |
It's also a better car than the 911. There, I said THAT...
I still like the 911, but it's gaining weight and losing performance that it could have. If Porsche wants to turn it into a big GT car, whatever, go ahead, but they need to admit it and move on, and quit dicking around with the Cayman and make it the car it could be and should be. We're getting a taste of that with the GTS, so they need to keep this up.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> mcseanerson
09/10/2014 at 00:06 | 0 |
Georgia plates? That would definitely make sense. I would love to get a blacked out Cayman and do some photoshoots with my uncle's white 991. That'd be purdy
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:06 | 0 |
Challenge accepted.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
09/10/2014 at 00:07 | 0 |
I have a few. That German Kool Aid is strong stuff.
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> lonestranger
09/10/2014 at 00:09 | 0 |
Come to think of it, the only wheels I don't like are the SportTechnos
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> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/10/2014 at 00:10 | 1 |
Unffff. BUT... I am quite partial to the 911 Turbo Design wheels like in my lead pic.
So picky, I know.
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> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:11 | 1 |
Yo, do you know how many photoshoots I would do if I had a Cayman (or if my 2002 ran)? I could set it up with my uncle's 991 or his Carrera RS and take dope Porsche shots for them to make money off of.
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:13 | 0 |
See this a GOOD DEAL for Porsche!
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> PushToStart
09/10/2014 at 00:15 | 0 |
SHOTS FIRED!!!
I've driven all kinds of 911's of various trims and eras, and a few Boxters, but never a Cayman. I've only heard great things and I am so curious. Hopefully they keep this up and in a few years when I might be able to afford a used one, the GTSs won't stay super expensive.
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:15 | 0 |
I cannot win tonight, maybe some other time. :P
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> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:15 | 1 |
SOMEONE CALL GEORGIA! THIS MAN HAS AN IDEA!
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:17 | 0 |
And get me one too! I'll take photo shoots of it next to my 997 and my Dad's 911SC and 356! I'll only say good things about Porsche, I swear. I'll never say that the AMG GT S is going to destroy the 911 (oh shit I said it)
lonestranger
> Leadbull
09/10/2014 at 00:18 | 0 |
I forgot they were available on the GTS. Still, I hate the black w/chrome lip. Platinum FTW.
PushToStart
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:19 | 0 |
Yeah, a Cayman GTS would definitely be a great car to have. Or a Cayman R, I'd love one of those, too
Either/or, I'm not that picky. Although the R's steering might feel a little better.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
09/10/2014 at 00:19 | 1 |
Ahaha. Well I certainly appreciate the effort.
Currently building instead of doing homework...
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:22 | 0 |
They could make so much money off of advertising from just the two of us... They would have to be idiots not to go for this.
Hell, I'll even start saying that Porsche is my favorite car company of all time instead of my usual answer (not BMW).
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:22 | 1 |
I should have studied all night, but then Oppo. I'll study in the morning. No real rush.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:23 | 0 |
They repulse me for the most part. The 2002 being my most hated car of all time.(although for personal reasons, not due to how it is as a car) it's the only german I've owned, and it is more than enough german for one lifetime.
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:23 | 0 |
This plan is really shaping up. It's gonna be much easier to convince Porsche to just give us two free cars than every frequent Opponaut.
With all the money they'll be saving by just sponsoring us they can afford to give us the upcoming GT3 RS too!
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:27 | 0 |
Right! And then, really, they'll be making advertising money off of TWO cars, so their essentially making twice the money off of each of us. If we keep this up, including Boxters, Panameras, Macans, and Cayennes (the Turbo S. Duh) they'll make so much free advertising money that eventually they'll be able to just give us 918s! Right?!?!?!
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:29 | 0 |
THIS IS A SOLID PLAN!
WE WILL MARKET THE 918'S GREEN FEATURES!
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
09/10/2014 at 00:30 | 0 |
Ben, you're breaking my heart.
Although I have to say that my 2002 is being a royal pain in my ass right now. It's usually fine, but it's costing me some serious dough at the moment. Really, I love BMW because of what they used to be. They don't excite me quite as much as their older cars do.
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> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:31 | 1 |
YES! I can drive it around Boston in electric only mode and yell at people in other cars to tell them how green and eco friendly I'm being! They'll love it!!!!
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:32 | 0 |
I can plug it in at work and tell clients "I'm totally into saving the environment"
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> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:34 | 0 |
I'll tell 911 owners that "I'm saving the environment so you don't have to. Go ahead. Drive that GT3 like it was meant to be driven, guilt free. That's how great our masters- er, uh.. how great of a company Porsche is!"
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:37 | 0 |
This is getting exciting
We need to make it happen SOON
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> Manuél Ferrari
09/10/2014 at 00:42 | 1 |
When I call them and they say "Of course, Mr. Mauri. That sounds like a brilliant idea. We will have someone drop off the two Caymans off to you and Mr. Rusto at your earliest convenience" :
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:42 | 0 |
I bought mine on impulse at a really dark moment in my life, for way, way more than I should have, and every day that it sits in my driveway I'm reminded of that dark, dark time. That is why I hate the 2002. Seeing its ugly fucking face every single day is the last reminder of how bad shit went for me. That is why I despise BMW. That is why I plan on having the car crushed.
As far as the current luxury market goes, I have to call (and i SWEAR TO GOD i'm not biased, this is based purely on what I know) Cadillac the best mainstream luxury maker in the world.
Manuél Ferrari
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 00:42 | 0 |
I'm gonna be standing by the door all day tomorrow in anticipation!
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
09/10/2014 at 01:07 | 0 |
I can certainly see how that would make for a stressful 'relationship' with the 2002. I don't know if I would crush it though. I had a lot of bad memories attached to my Nissan xTerra and I really needed to see it gone. I ended up selling it for next to nothing because someone else wanted it, and honestly I would've just given it to them if that meant I wouldn't have to live with it every day. Especially with a car like the 2002, someone will really want it and appreciate it. Then it'll be out of your life, and both you and whoever takes it will be for the better. You know? Obviously I don't want it to seem like I'm trying to tell you what to do, just offering my unsolicited input.
As for Caddy, I'm seriously impressed with them right now. They have seriously stepped their game up. I don't know if I would call them the best (I'm super Euro-bias though so take that with a grain of salt), but they're a serious contender in that segment.
Your boy, BJR
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 01:43 | 0 |
need a parts car? I was tol by some guy in an E30 that I had "a really, really difficult project" but a "perfect parts car. Like, the parts car I would buy right now if I had an E10". So let me run something by you- I will purchase a trailer and tow it down to you for a parts car as long as:
A.) you pay at least as much as I did for it
B.) you can provide a place for me to crash (1 night)
And
C.) you buy the beer.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> Your boy, BJR
09/10/2014 at 01:50 | 0 |
Shoot me am email. We shall discuss. Money's a little right right now (isn't it always?) but there's no harm in seeing if it's something I can realistically pursue. Right?
smorestm@gmail.com
My name's Sam.
R W
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 02:04 | 1 |
on campus?
yet another piece of shit who will be put in charge of other peoples lives?
maybe throw a rock, and they will crash and die.
E92M3
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 05:32 | 1 |
It really IS more attractive than the 911. Especially the 991.
spanfucker retire bitch
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 08:34 | 1 |
Quite honestly the Cayman is a better car than the 911. Especially since its engine isn't in the wrong place like the 911.
Yeah, I went there.
Jayhawk Jake
> GhostZ
09/10/2014 at 09:16 | 0 |
Even then I like the Cayman's looks better.
NervesOfThrill
> SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
09/10/2014 at 09:17 | 0 |
So do I, by a good bit. I think the Cayman is one of the best looking cars on the planet.
Evidently many others do as well, when I watched the interview on /Drive with the Manhattan Car club the one guy of the 2 owners who is an unabashed 911 homer admitted that when they drive the cars around the country the Cayman always gets more attention than any of their 911's.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> E92M3
09/10/2014 at 09:19 | 1 |
The rear end is just infinitely more attractive. Don't get me wrong, I love the 911 and would absolutely love to own one. But, as of right now, if someone was offering me a free Porsche under $125k, I would spec a Cayman GTS.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
> NervesOfThrill
09/10/2014 at 10:12 | 1 |
I don't understand why they aren't more popular. I mean, sure, they're seen as a "middle tier" Porsche, but still. I was shocked by how stunning this car is in person.