Thus Shit Makes Me Sad

"marshknute" (marshknute) 09/09/2014 at 20:56 • Filed to: None

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The Apple Watch doesn't make me sad, but one part of the press video makes me very sad. I'm a 90's kid. Once a planet, always a planet. Pluto doesn't deserve this shit.

GhostZ > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:03

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I'm wondering why the hell I would need to look up the planets on my watch.

Blondude > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:03

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The song doesn't even work any more!

I bought a Mercury to visit friends on Venus...

Dsscats > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:03

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*Insert Pluto here*

Dr_Watson > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:04

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meh, Pluto had it coming. Lazy comet, can barely even pull itself into a proper sphere shape. I can't respect a planet smaller than our moon.

jkm7680 > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:07

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8-TRACK BIIITTCHES.

coqui70 > Dr_Watson 09/09/2014 at 21:12

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You take that back!

Aaron James > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:14

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We'll always have Uranus.

promoted by the color red > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:15

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Fuck Pluto. NEPTUNE GANG 4 LYFE

OPPOsaurus WRX > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:23

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Pluto's a planet forever. Also I think they found anther that if they reclassified Pluto as a planet this would become a planet as well. How would that sit?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Aaron James 09/09/2014 at 21:23

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I found this so much funnier than I should have.

macanamera > GhostZ 09/09/2014 at 21:25

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lolol

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Dr_Watson 09/09/2014 at 21:26

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macanamera > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 21:26

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You know what makes me sad? A watch where the battery lasts one day.

Aaron James > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 09/09/2014 at 21:37

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I know, I'll always be 12 years old....

marshknute > macanamera 09/09/2014 at 21:44

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Yeah, that's going to be annoying. I'm probably going to buy one at one point (because I'm a sheeple), which makes no sense since I'm the kind of guy who wears his watch 24/7. Literally. The only time I ever take my watch off is to put on a fancier watch.

Plus I like digital watches for the light, because I like ghetto flashlights. The Apple Watch would make a bad ass flashlight...except it is only dark at night...and it needs to be charged at night...so it's useless as a flashlight.

Manuél Ferrari > GhostZ 09/09/2014 at 21:48

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to cheat on your 2nd grade science test

GhostZ > Manuél Ferrari 09/09/2014 at 21:56

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Any kid who has an apple watch in 2nd grade needs to be slapped across the face and forced to work at a homeless shelter.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Aaron James 09/09/2014 at 21:59

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Well I'm 16 so this kind of humor is everyday.

Aaron James > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 09/09/2014 at 22:04

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I'm 38, it's never gone away.

macanamera > marshknute 09/09/2014 at 22:23

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I find it hilarious that these smart watched have batteries that last a day. Last time I wore a watch, I had it on for two years without taking it off once.

Dr_Watson > coqui70 09/09/2014 at 23:47

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no, nononoo! Pluto was a red herring!

Manuél Ferrari > GhostZ 09/10/2014 at 00:10

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Sadly there will be many of these kids SOON

Dusty Ventures > marshknute 09/10/2014 at 01:11

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Pluto is smaller than our moon. Let it go, man.

asindhidude > macanamera 09/10/2014 at 04:54

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Get a watch winder.

Then get a real watch.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > marshknute 09/10/2014 at 10:40

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My very excellent mother just served us nine...

Nine? Nine what?!

ACESandEIGHTS > macanamera 09/10/2014 at 12:18

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Fer real. Even my Withings lasts a week or more.

Admittedly though, I can't doodle on the screen and send it as email/text. What a feature. Uncle Steve would be disappointed with the wow factor I think.

ACESandEIGHTS > marshknute 09/10/2014 at 12:18

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Pluto forever.

coqui70 > Dr_Watson 09/10/2014 at 21:26

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It maybe small, cold and misshapen - but it orbits around the Sun, rotates on its own axis and doesn't have a freakin' tail! Planet, Planet, PLANET!!!!